3-Way Bang

[Rue]

I was just watching an ad. for a new mobile phone and the main feature advertised was a function called '3-Way Bang'! Now, would anyone care to tell me just what the heck is that all about?!

 

[emad]

just a guess here but uh... could it be 3 way calling?

 

[Rue]

Well, if you want to be boring then of course it does, but it sounds slightly more intimate than that, eh!

 

[Jugend]

Buy it and sue them after you and a two friends tried to use it as a triple dildo.

 

[Zrow]

Well, it sure caught your attention, right?

 

[Bahbo]

3-way bang would have to be 3 people banging so all three would most likely have to be men.
Or 3-way calling with a bad title.

 

[Duke]

OK guys, just because the ad was tasteless doesn't mean we need to be.

 

[Rue]

But it wasn't trying to be tasteless, it was a genuine feature. I can't remember if the phone company was Taiwanese or Korean. I'm suprised the ad. made it past the Hong Kong advertising standards agency though, because you don't have to be too much of a prude to see that as a euphamism for something else!

 

[Roo]

But it wasn't trying to be tasteless, it was a genuine feature. I can't remember if the phone company was Taiwanese or Korean. I'm suprised the ad. made it past the Hong Kong advertising standards agency though, because you don't have to be too much of a prude to see that as a euphamism for something else!

Subtle as a brick, you are.

Considering some of the English - Chinese/Japanese/Korean/whatever translations I've heard (some surely weren't genuine, but there you are), think yourself lucky they came up with '3-way Bang'.

 

[Josh]

Imagine getting into trouble at school, and the school calls your parents that night. After the call your mom comes in your room and says something like, "Son, your father and I just had a 3-way bang with your princaple..." How traumatizing would that be?