3 wishes

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husbandwill get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever *****es. Don't mess with
them.
 
Ha, I like that one.. did'nt expect that one in the end :p
 
Hehe, so true!

Btw emad - I'm seeing satriani on tuesday!!! :d
 
danpollard
Hehe, so true!

Btw emad - I'm seeing satriani on tuesday!!! :d
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lucky bastige, I can't afford to go to the Toronto show :( :(
 
:lol: Great Stuff. I never would've thought of that ending!
 
I've heard that one as "He gets twice as much as you" and the third wish was "OK, beat me half to death."

AO
 
Solid Lifters
Lucky bastard!
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thats jks haha....

btw im seeing him on the 22nd of august with deep purple and thin lizzy...then rush the 23rd of august :)]


Edit - rush is august 22nd and deep purple is august 21st
 
That concert ruled man - Vai came on first and was brilliant but Satriani eclipsed him!! The bit at the end with all 3 of them ruled too - they playing Rockin' in the Free World (Neil Young).

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btw im seeing him on the 22nd of august with deep purple and thin lizzy...then rush the 23rd of august :)
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^^^But that's just unfair!!^^^
 
That's an old joke ... it was originally a divorsee walking on the beach that found a jeanie in a bottle. The jeannie said anything the woman asked for her x-husband would get double. So her third wish was to scare her half to death.
 
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