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And now, for something completely different. Okay, quick show of hands, who's seen "Cars?" If you haven't, the primary antagonist in the film is Chick Hicks, an over-stickered Buick stocker with a short temper and a penchant for causing wrecks. His number is 86, which is unfortunate, since there's a whole series of cars that would be very angry at him. A E Eight-Six.
Thus, I wrote a letter, as my character, Keiichi "Drift King" Fujiwara, to Chick Hicks's team. Goes like this.
From the Desk of
The League of TRUENO, LEVIN, and COROLLA
Keiichi Fujiwara, President
To Mr. Chick Hicks and the Hostile Takeover Bank Piston Cup Racing Team,
We here at the League of Trueno, Levin and Corolla are displeased with Mr. Chick Hickss recent display of roughhousing at the Piston Cup Tiebreaker race. As AE86-model automobiles, we must now live with the shame of being associated with Mr. Hickss racing number, Eighty-Six. Thus, we hereby ask Mr. Hicks to change his number, so that we may not be associated with him, as we were born eight-sixes, and cannot change ours. We suggest avoiding 92, 101 and 111, as we have AE92, AE101, and AE111 brethren, but we suggest the numbers 32, 33, 34, 13, 14, and 15. We have no guarantee of retaliation from the league of Skylines and Silvias, but well feel much better.
If you do not comply, our president hereby reserves the right to challenge you to a Touge Battle on Mt. Haruna, Gunma Prefecture, Japan, with your number at stake. If you wish to avoid getting embarrassed by a 240PS 1.6L compact car, you will comply with our demands. If not, Drift King will be happy to school you.
Mr. Keiichi Drift King Fujiwara,
President, The League of Trueno, Levin and Corolla, International,
Owner, founder, and CEO, Keii Office Tuning,
All-Japan Gr. A Touring Car Champion,
1986 Toyota Sprinter Trueno GT-V (AE86)
Thus, I wrote a letter, as my character, Keiichi "Drift King" Fujiwara, to Chick Hicks's team. Goes like this.
From the Desk of
The League of TRUENO, LEVIN, and COROLLA
Keiichi Fujiwara, President
To Mr. Chick Hicks and the Hostile Takeover Bank Piston Cup Racing Team,
We here at the League of Trueno, Levin and Corolla are displeased with Mr. Chick Hickss recent display of roughhousing at the Piston Cup Tiebreaker race. As AE86-model automobiles, we must now live with the shame of being associated with Mr. Hickss racing number, Eighty-Six. Thus, we hereby ask Mr. Hicks to change his number, so that we may not be associated with him, as we were born eight-sixes, and cannot change ours. We suggest avoiding 92, 101 and 111, as we have AE92, AE101, and AE111 brethren, but we suggest the numbers 32, 33, 34, 13, 14, and 15. We have no guarantee of retaliation from the league of Skylines and Silvias, but well feel much better.
If you do not comply, our president hereby reserves the right to challenge you to a Touge Battle on Mt. Haruna, Gunma Prefecture, Japan, with your number at stake. If you wish to avoid getting embarrassed by a 240PS 1.6L compact car, you will comply with our demands. If not, Drift King will be happy to school you.
Mr. Keiichi Drift King Fujiwara,
President, The League of Trueno, Levin and Corolla, International,
Owner, founder, and CEO, Keii Office Tuning,
All-Japan Gr. A Touring Car Champion,
1986 Toyota Sprinter Trueno GT-V (AE86)
