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> >A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
> > >across the middle of the road.
> > >
> > >He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
> > >in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
> > >lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
> > >
> > >Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
> > >
> > >The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> > >
> > >A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying n
> > >the side of the road and pulls over.
> > >
> > >She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
> > >terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
> > >
> > >The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
> > >spray can.
> > >
> > >She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the
> > >contents onto the rabbit.
> > >
> > >The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
> > >the road.
> > >
> > >Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
> > >down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> > >turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
> > >off out of sight.
> > >
> > >The man is astonished.
> > >
> > >He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did
> > >you spray on that rabbit?"
> > >
> > >The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
> > >
> > >It says..... (Are you ready for this?)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Are you sure?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >This is bad!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >You know you're gonna be sorry.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Last chance.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >OK, here it is.!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
> > >across the middle of the road.
> > >
> > >He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right
> > >in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal
> > >lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
> > >
> > >Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
> > >
> > >The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
> > >
> > >A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying n
> > >the side of the road and pulls over.
> > >
> > >She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
> > >terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
> > >
> > >The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a
> > >spray can.
> > >
> > >She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the
> > >contents onto the rabbit.
> > >
> > >The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down
> > >the road.
> > >
> > >Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops
> > >down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> > >turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops
> > >off out of sight.
> > >
> > >The man is astonished.
> > >
> > >He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did
> > >you spray on that rabbit?"
> > >
> > >The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
> > >
> > >It says..... (Are you ready for this?)
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Are you sure?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >This is bad!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >You know you're gonna be sorry.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >Last chance.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >OK, here it is.!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >It says, Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave.
Wasn't expecting that. 
