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- St. Cloud, Florida
- aracefan
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began
to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a
woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he
had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay
you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began
to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a
woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he
had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend
some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay
you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
