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A pregnant woman walks down the street and all of a sudden gets shot 3 times in the stomach. The ambulance arrives and gets her back to the hospital. They do a seysection and remove the 3 babies from her but they could find the bullets.
13 years later, one of the girls goes to the mom and says. "mommy, mommy, I peed and a bullet came out."
The mom replies. " ok honey I'll tell you about that later, Im busy."
The other girl came and said. " mommy, mommy I peed and a bullet came out.
the mom said "alright I'll tell you about that later."
Then then son came in and said "mommy mommy...."
Wait.. let me guess.. you peed and a bullet came out.
The son replies. "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog."
13 years later, one of the girls goes to the mom and says. "mommy, mommy, I peed and a bullet came out."
The mom replies. " ok honey I'll tell you about that later, Im busy."
The other girl came and said. " mommy, mommy I peed and a bullet came out.
the mom said "alright I'll tell you about that later."
Then then son came in and said "mommy mommy...."
Wait.. let me guess.. you peed and a bullet came out.
The son replies. "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog."
