Acronym fun!

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FlyingAGasoline
(It's been done before, and i searched without luck)

Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, Or Lifter Every Time

Poor Old Numbskull Thinks It's A Cadillac

Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious

Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now

Failure In Automotive Technology

Buncha' Money Wasted

Totally Overrated, Yet Outselling True Automobiles

Mostly Oil Parts And Rust

Mostly Garbage

Vehicle On Lift Very Often

Ain't My Car

****ing Idiot Assembled This!

General Maintenance

How Odd-No Damn Acceleration

Stop Those Pistons

Virtually Worthless

Some I came up with:

Can't Have Every Vehicle Running-Oil Leaks Every Time

Almost Made Car

****ed on Race Day

Most of these came from don's autopages or jalopyjournal. (Don't want to plagiarize- give credit where it's due)

Anyone else got any others?

EDIT: Bastard Idiot Stole Crankshaft And Your New Edelbrock
 
Actually, that's Hold On, Not Done Accelerating... (anyone who's driven a B16-equipped Si in traffic can relate...) :lol:
 
being a BMW guy, I can take the occassional small penis joke, and some other crap associated with owning a BMW...

Break My Window
Break My Wallet (no ****, not me though, I work at a shop and get parts for CHEAP!)

And...

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
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With the BMW, the pricks are on the inside... SNAP!

ROFL
 
Jon.
I've heard a rather poor ford on before - Found on rubbish dumps.
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Everyone knows that Ford is First on Race Day.
My own,
Founded on Reliabilty, Duh!
(based on the fact that my '89 Probe cannot be killed. The kids run it low on oil, it has been run off the road and ended up nose down with the hood in 3-4 feet of water, I was driving it when the timing belt broke. The valve family just missed meeting the piston family... etc. I also had an Escort that was still drivable for in town errands even though it was only hitting on 3 of its 4 cylinders.)
 
I can't think of one for Lexus..

Here's a challenge: someone do an acronym for Wollesly (sp?)


Leads Auto Decomposition Association

No Acceleration -Stupid Headers!

Has Undercarriage Decomposing Sludge On Nastily

Dies As I Head Across This Street Underpass
 
Every Xpedition Can Usually Remain Splended Inside Our Niche

Bumper Lights Always Zap Every Rattlesnake?

Grossest Excuse Ever Left Yelping?
 
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Bumper Lights Always Zap Every Ricer!

What can I say, I'm a clever guy. ;)
 
Ah that's ones great to...plus because I actually have lights in my bumper.
 
Ha! But these are auto acronyms. Acronyms for other things that have something in common are cool too, though.
 
No, he called the Conservative Judges on the Supreme Court rats. (it's funny, even though I'm more conservative than liberal)
 
Nice Isometric Sedan-Sized Anus Narrowing.

Did Anybody Take Some Udon Noodles?
 

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