Acuras get salty

[JMoney]

http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-car...in-table-salt-after-warehouse-wall-collapses/

A Morton Salt warehouse in Chicago had one of their walls collapse, spilling tons of bricks and salt on a nearby Acura dealership's inventory.

Let the puns commence.

 

[Omnis]

Looks like that Acura dealer is going to have to Slash its prices.

 

[Vegard]

So, no sweet deals to be made then...

 

[Brutaka]

The only person who bought anything from there today was a woman in a yellow raincoat and umbrella....

 

[Grayfox]

The only person who bought anything from there today was a woman in a yellow raincoat and umbrella....

Did she buy a 1lb bag of salt for 25c?

 

[Nexus]

So the cars were there for a service?
The owners must be feeling in-salt-ed.

 

[RACECAR]

You'd think this kind of incident could easily be prevented by seasoned professionals.

 

[Eunos_Cosmo]

Looks like that Acura dealer is going to have to Slash its prices.

I am now satisfied with this thread.

 

[SVX]

It's going to hurt Acura to have to cut the prices.

 

[Epic B]

So Dumb Chloride.

At the least, it isn't as bad as the Corvette sinkhole disaster.

 

[Omnis]

It's going to hurt Acura to have to cut the prices.

Facepalm.jpg

 

[Tornado]

I bet Acura will use this as an excuse to delay the NSX 3 more years.






Oh... um... SALT.

 

[Leonidae@MFT]

Some say that they needed quite a few gallons of water after seeing how salty the insurance quotes were..

 

[Ken]

"No, no, no. I said put sugar in the gas tanks"

*takes out earbuds* "Huh?"

 

[RACECAR]

Looking at the extent of the issue, this will definitely shake up sales.

 

[Aphelion]

Umm... Nice puns everyone?

 

[AnthonyD1993]

Umm... Nice puns everyone?

Did you really expect anything less than a pun-fest?

 

[Epic B]

Did you really expect anything less than a pun-fest?

These puns are not very sweet. They are sodium.

 

[Leonidae@MFT]

These Acuras are so salty that Winchester brothers borrowed them for exorcism!

 

[SVX]

Facepalm.jpg

Hey, it's not that similar to yours. Unless that's not what you're getting at.

 

[niky]

Oh, look, another thread peppered with puns.

 

[Keef]

Ugh, the puns in this thread are leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

 

[KyoDex]

"When it Rains it Pours"

Awww, come on! The warehouse basically did it for us!