after sex.

[Robin2]

Theres 3 guys sitting at a bar. A yank, a brit and an ozzie.

The yank takes a sip of his beer and says “After sex, I lick my wifes ear and she jumps 2 foot off the bed!”

The brit laughs and then says “that’s nothing! After sex, I kiss my wife from head to toe and she jumps 4 foot off the bed!”

The ozzie downs his beer, slams the glass down on the bar and says “You guys have nothing on me. After sex, I wipe my dick on the curtains and my wife hits the roof!”

 

[Race Idiot]

Farkin hillarious.

 

[viperguy]

:thumbsup:

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

funny,

 

[RVDNuT374]

 

[F1man]

:LMFAO:

 

[F1man]

Originally posted by   
I wipe my dick on the curtains and my wife hits the roof!”

 

[Vasco]

hehe.

 

[SandStorm]

Sensational.

 

[Klostrophobic]

Amazing.

 

[pedrodaman]

Nice avatar sandstorm,Klos

 

[Matrixhasu77]

Thats funny as hell man.

 

[milefile]

Close to home...

 

[askia47]

 

[dredknot_420]

 

[Shannon]

 

[Cobraboy]

Wow, Meme the 2nd ^^

Funny, I've heard it before.

 

[ving]

hehe!!

the funny thing is us aussies have a rep of lasting about 5 mins :/

bugger!

 

[Shannon]

You ozzie ving?

 

[ving]

yeah m8, from sydney

 

[Shannon]

Daylight savings sucks. Come up to QLD if you couldn't be bothered changing your clocks back an hour.

 

[ving]

heheeh!!!
nah i love daylight savings.

it means that when i get home from work, I can go out for a ride on my mountain bike or head down to the beach for a while

 

[ALPHA]

That is soooo scummy!

 

[ving]

whats wrong with that??? :/

 

[Nitto Player]

:rofl: