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A young couple wanted to join a church in their new town, so they went to meet the minister along with several other couples who were new to the area.
The first couple were retirement age and had been married many years. The second couple were in their thirties and had a couple of kids already. The young couple had only been married for a year.
The minister said, "Our members are pure of thought and soul. In order to join, you will need to go for a month without having sex." He told them to go home, spend their time contemplating God and virtue, and come back in four weeks.
At their next meeting, the minister asked each couple how the month went.
The older couple smiled, and the husband said, "We have been together many years and many times. A month without sex was easy for us." The pastor congratulated them and welcomed them to the fellowship.
The middle aged couple looked at each other and the wife said, "We have a busy family life and most times we don't have time for sex anyway. There were a few occasions when we were strongly tempted, but I'm glad to say we managed to resist." The pastor smiled and also welcomed them into the church.
The youngest couple sighed, and the husband said, "We tried and tried to forsake sex. We kept ourselves virtuous and free from sin for three weeks. But one day, my wife bent over to get something off a low shelf, and we were overcome. We made passionate love right there on the floor."
The pastor grew serious and shook his head, saying, "You are not pure of thought and soul. There is no room here for unrepentant sinners!"
The wife said, "Yes, we figured that would be the answer. We're not welcome at Wal-mart anymore, either."
The first couple were retirement age and had been married many years. The second couple were in their thirties and had a couple of kids already. The young couple had only been married for a year.
The minister said, "Our members are pure of thought and soul. In order to join, you will need to go for a month without having sex." He told them to go home, spend their time contemplating God and virtue, and come back in four weeks.
At their next meeting, the minister asked each couple how the month went.
The older couple smiled, and the husband said, "We have been together many years and many times. A month without sex was easy for us." The pastor congratulated them and welcomed them to the fellowship.
The middle aged couple looked at each other and the wife said, "We have a busy family life and most times we don't have time for sex anyway. There were a few occasions when we were strongly tempted, but I'm glad to say we managed to resist." The pastor smiled and also welcomed them into the church.
The youngest couple sighed, and the husband said, "We tried and tried to forsake sex. We kept ourselves virtuous and free from sin for three weeks. But one day, my wife bent over to get something off a low shelf, and we were overcome. We made passionate love right there on the floor."
The pastor grew serious and shook his head, saying, "You are not pure of thought and soul. There is no room here for unrepentant sinners!"
The wife said, "Yes, we figured that would be the answer. We're not welcome at Wal-mart anymore, either."
