SandStorm
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Three men were comparing their wives to cars. The first goes, "well, my wife is like an Aston Martin, sleek and beautiful". The second goes, "well, mine's like a Holden - reliable, and not a bad looker". The turn turns around and says, "mine's like an ambulance". The others look at him oddly, so he replies, "yeah, she's always saying, 'DO this, DO that, DO this, DO that!'"