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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned Beef and Cabbage! If I get Corned Beef and Cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm jumping too"
The blond guy opened his lunch and said "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwitch one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef and Cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blond guy opened his lunch saw the bologna and jumped too.
At the Funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. she said "If I'ed known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have givin it to him again"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said "I could have given him Tacos and Enchiladas! I never realized he hated burritos so much"
Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.
"Hey dont look at me," she said "He makes his own lunch!"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm jumping too"
The blond guy opened his lunch and said "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwitch one more time, I'm jumping too"
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw Corned Beef and Cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blond guy opened his lunch saw the bologna and jumped too.
At the Funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. she said "If I'ed known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have givin it to him again"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said "I could have given him Tacos and Enchiladas! I never realized he hated burritos so much"
Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife.
"Hey dont look at me," she said "He makes his own lunch!"
good one..
