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A little joke I got in my email today. 
Sorry for the arrows (or whatever you call them), I copied this directly from my email.
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I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
> > > > > > we decided to get married.
> > > > > > My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my
> > > > > > girlfriend? She was a dream!
> > > > > > There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed.
> > > > > > That one thing was her younger sister.
> > > > > > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
> > > > > > skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
> > > > me
> > > > >and
> > > > > > I got many a pleasant view of her voluptious breasts.
> > > > > > It had to be deliberate.
> > > > > > She never did it when she was near anyone else.
> > > > > > One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> > > > >wedding
> > > > > > invitations.
> > > > > > She was alone when I arrived.
> > > > > > She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
> > > > feelings
> > > > >and
> > > > > > desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> > > > > > overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
> > > > >before
> > > > >I
> > > > > > got married and committed my life to her sister.
> > > > > > I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word.
> > > > > > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
> > > > ahead
> > > > > > with it just come up and get me..."
> > > > > > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
> > > > stairs.
> > > > > > When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
> > > > down
> > > > >the
> > > > > > stairs at me.
> > > > > > I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
> > > > >door.
> > > > > > I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
> > > > >towards
> > > > > > my car.
> > > > > > My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
> > > > he
> > > > > > hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> > > > >test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
*The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Sorry for the arrows (or whatever you call them), I copied this directly from my email.
\_______-
I was so happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
> > > > > > we decided to get married.
> > > > > > My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. And my
> > > > > > girlfriend? She was a dream!
> > > > > > There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed.
> > > > > > That one thing was her younger sister.
> > > > > > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini
> > > > > > skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
> > > > me
> > > > >and
> > > > > > I got many a pleasant view of her voluptious breasts.
> > > > > > It had to be deliberate.
> > > > > > She never did it when she was near anyone else.
> > > > > > One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> > > > >wedding
> > > > > > invitations.
> > > > > > She was alone when I arrived.
> > > > > > She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
> > > > feelings
> > > > >and
> > > > > > desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> > > > > > overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
> > > > >before
> > > > >I
> > > > > > got married and committed my life to her sister.
> > > > > > I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word.
> > > > > > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
> > > > ahead
> > > > > > with it just come up and get me..."
> > > > > > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
> > > > stairs.
> > > > > > When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them
> > > > down
> > > > >the
> > > > > > stairs at me.
> > > > > > I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
> > > > >door.
> > > > > > I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
> > > > >towards
> > > > > > my car.
> > > > > > My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
> > > > he
> > > > > > hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> > > > >test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
*The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
