Another police joke...

Stinky Chicken

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I was walking out of a store and I saw a cop on a bike, writing out a ticket. So I went over to him and asked, "What are you writing that ticket for, officer?" and he tells me, "this car is parked in an illergal zone".

So I called him a good for nothing pig, and he wrote another one for being parked too far away from the curb.

I continued to call him various impolite names and gesture rudely at him, and he continued to write out tickets.

I ran out of names to call him, so I just turned around and walked away. I didn't care - it wasn't my car!
 

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