Another vandalizing act, finished with a happy story

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I went up to the mall to reserve GTA: VC and get some new shirts and pants. Any way I went in and walked around spent 430 bucks. I thought it was time to go after that. So I walked out to my car and I couldn't believe what I saw. Someone had thrown a rock at my back tails, breaking the middle bar out and part of the driver side one. I was like damn it now I need to go to Pep Boys. Good thing my tails are stock. Easy to replace.

Any way on the way home from Pep Boys a old Caviler pulled up next to me. It was turquois with two thrick white stripes. It had a huge ass aluminium wing and a 4 inch tip. Also custom rims in stone white and was playing some ghetto music. He said, "yo rice boy wanna race?" I looked at hime and went :thatsodd: " Are you kidding me? I could probaly beat you in first gear :lol:" He reved the little 4 banger. Made me laugh more. He then said " your car really sucks ass you know that. It isn't even a spyder those are fake emblems aren't they. Plus that wing looks gay and your tetno **** sucks my ass. And oh ya rice boy I bet your little four banger couldn't beat my twin turbo V6!!"

By this time I didn't know whether to laugh or be scared. So I said " IT is a Spyder you dumb****. Thats what a convertable is! My wing is better looking than yours, mine isn't made of old soda can." Then went on to say " WTF is tetno? I'm listening to Electronica dumbass." THen started laughing and said a V6? In a Cavy? Twin Turbos? Your should be a comedian cause your a ****ing master at making me laugh."

THen the light turned green and I squawked the tires and drove away crying due to laughter.

This made up for the broken tail lamp.
 
why would you cry blood? Thats bad for your eyes.
 
No sadly I didn't find the guy. I really could have taken some cash for the tail.
 
I guess I should have left the vandlizing part out. But if my tail hadn't broke I wouldn't have gone to Pep Boys and met up with the Cavy boy on the way out.
 
hahaha that's funny! I had a guy in a bottom line Accord ask me "You think my ride is cool?" when I was on my bike and I said "No, you think taking your grandma's car and making it worse is cool? It looks shotty. You get it from a junkyard?"

And he said "**** you kid, you can't aprieciate a good car" and I said "No, I do aprieciate good cars, your cars sucks though" and he tried to peel out in the automatic and I just laughed.
 
Hey it is easy to peel out in an auto if you know how to do it!

Just put it in nutral, then rev, and shift it into drive. Works the same way as a clutch then.
 
Actually, the older Cadavalier Z24s had 2.8 V6es. I doubt his was twin-turbo, tho - a custom TT setup would be more money than anyone driving an old Cavy (which, incidentally, is the proper name for a guinea pig :thatsodd: ) could afford.

:thumbsup: on the tool smackdown tho. :)
 
this didn't have a V6 in it. V6's don't sound that bad.
 
This car was to ghetto to have a pushrod 6 in it.
 
lol, the only good pushrod engine is the 8's, and they even suck ass when compaired with the dohc 8's. Of course they are cheap as hell to get 1000HP out of.
 
Originally posted by RVDNuT374
When I start driving in about 4 years, watch some punk do that to me.:rolleyes: The Silverado is faster than you think.:D

Maybe so, but a Silverado doesn't need to be fast. You can just run them over... 😈
 
I'd rather drive a Silverado then a old cavy any day
 
but still slower than, say, a Prelude, or an LS/VTEC turbo Integra... bring it on!
 
nah, i't already in the thing. i don't have the Type-R anymore... my 'lude's staying stock, and the beater's gonna be the fast thing. :)
 
Originally posted by risingson77
Er, which car is the beater?

<- has not yet memorized all of PR's cars. :p

:lol:

sometimes i find it hard myself!

my Prelude (2000) is the daily driver bone stock one, and the 91 Integra RS is the fast beater. (picked it up for 250$ with suspension parts that were bent. nice deal!)
 
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