Joey D
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I went up to the mall to reserve GTA: VC and get some new shirts and pants. Any way I went in and walked around spent 430 bucks. I thought it was time to go after that. So I walked out to my car and I couldn't believe what I saw. Someone had thrown a rock at my back tails, breaking the middle bar out and part of the driver side one. I was like damn it now I need to go to Pep Boys. Good thing my tails are stock. Easy to replace.
Any way on the way home from Pep Boys a old Caviler pulled up next to me. It was turquois with two thrick white stripes. It had a huge ass aluminium wing and a 4 inch tip. Also custom rims in stone white and was playing some ghetto music. He said, "yo rice boy wanna race?" I looked at hime and went
" Are you kidding me? I could probaly beat you in first gear
" He reved the little 4 banger. Made me laugh more. He then said " your car really sucks ass you know that. It isn't even a spyder those are fake emblems aren't they. Plus that wing looks gay and your tetno **** sucks my ass. And oh ya rice boy I bet your little four banger couldn't beat my twin turbo V6!!"
By this time I didn't know whether to laugh or be scared. So I said " IT is a Spyder you dumb****. Thats what a convertable is! My wing is better looking than yours, mine isn't made of old soda can." Then went on to say " WTF is tetno? I'm listening to Electronica dumbass." THen started laughing and said a V6? In a Cavy? Twin Turbos? Your should be a comedian cause your a ****ing master at making me laugh."
THen the light turned green and I squawked the tires and drove away crying due to laughter.
This made up for the broken tail lamp.
Any way on the way home from Pep Boys a old Caviler pulled up next to me. It was turquois with two thrick white stripes. It had a huge ass aluminium wing and a 4 inch tip. Also custom rims in stone white and was playing some ghetto music. He said, "yo rice boy wanna race?" I looked at hime and went
By this time I didn't know whether to laugh or be scared. So I said " IT is a Spyder you dumb****. Thats what a convertable is! My wing is better looking than yours, mine isn't made of old soda can." Then went on to say " WTF is tetno? I'm listening to Electronica dumbass." THen started laughing and said a V6? In a Cavy? Twin Turbos? Your should be a comedian cause your a ****ing master at making me laugh."
THen the light turned green and I squawked the tires and drove away crying due to laughter.
This made up for the broken tail lamp.