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In a Japanese video games mag (famitsu) I read ages ago, some dumb kid asked, in the letters section (Translated roughly by me);
"Are you a real gamer if you pee with the toilet seat down?"
So the reply came;
"Indeed. If you call yourself a gamer, while taking a piss with the toilet seat up, you are not a true gamer. Putting the toilet seat up, aiming it just right into the small hole, requires excellent accuracy, which if you practise, will lead to you becoming a real PRO GAMER, so good luck!"
I have mastered the tecnique.
"Are you a real gamer if you pee with the toilet seat down?"
So the reply came;
"Indeed. If you call yourself a gamer, while taking a piss with the toilet seat up, you are not a true gamer. Putting the toilet seat up, aiming it just right into the small hole, requires excellent accuracy, which if you practise, will lead to you becoming a real PRO GAMER, so good luck!"
I have mastered the tecnique.
