This is to inform you that VetteEMT has challenged you to a duel on the proving grounds of Marshalltown to decide who is the more worthy (i.e. manly) driver. He expresses his desire to toy with your inept machinery and emerge victorious. He also wishes to point out that he will bring plenty of uncle ben's to fuel your "sportscar" 
Please respond in this thread if you accept his challenge (wu$$) 😈
He expresses his condolences on your imminent demise and inquires as to the identity of the wearer of the pants in your family
Out of the kindness of his heart, and his desire to ensure a fair fight, he will leave his real car at home, and bring the family grocery-getter in the knowledge that it is more than sufficient to handle your plastic rice-burning go-kart.
Good luck, and may the best man (him) win

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Please respond in this thread if you accept his challenge (wu$$) 😈
He expresses his condolences on your imminent demise and inquires as to the identity of the wearer of the pants in your family
Out of the kindness of his heart, and his desire to ensure a fair fight, he will leave his real car at home, and bring the family grocery-getter in the knowledge that it is more than sufficient to handle your plastic rice-burning go-kart.
Good luck, and may the best man (him) win