Barney the Dinosaur joke (please read, pretty funny)

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This is pretty good, seeing as how a ten year old cousin of mine made it up!
So here goes. . .

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's go gang up on Barney.
With an M-16 and a four-by-four,
No more purple dinosaur!

What do ya think?
 
lol @ Saleen's post. :lol:

And yes, to spoil the illusion, I've heard that one myself. ;)
 
ihate you
you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a big shot BOOM
barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur
(now i really made that up!)
 
A Tellitubbie one.

I hate Po, Po hates me,

Lets tie Dipsy to a tree,

With a nick nack paddywack,

Bullet to the head,

Lets tell Laa Laa Dipsys dead.
 
I hate you,you hate me
Im bar jonah in a suit hehe
with a wierd laugh ill
pump you in the butt..
now im paid,and i want my cut



uh i suck
 
:lol: it was pretty good

here's my go:

when she's in bed
i'll cut off her head
she lives no more
i'm sorry for all the gore
 
Mary had a little lamb

The farmer shot it dead.

And now the lamb arrives at school

Between 2 bits of bread.
 
TVR - lol! I got a good one for you - Did you hear that the olice are questioning why Dipsy's Tinky Winky was in Po's La La?

:rotfl:
 
I hate you
You hate me
Were an unhappy family
With a kick in the ass
And a bullet in the head
Now that purple thing is dead.

Woo. I heard these all in kindergarden.
 
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