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- mybad4990
Two old guyz, Abe and Sol are sittting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talk about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heavan, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake it on and sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heavan?'
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimmie the good news first," says Sol
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heavan."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, " You're pitching on Friday."
ya'll get it?
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heavan, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake it on and sadly, a few months later poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heavan?'
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimmie the good news first," says Sol
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heavan."
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, " You're pitching on Friday."
ya'll get it?
