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> Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
> A poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone.
> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
>
> Penis, that is.
>
> Clean cut.
>
> Missed his nuts.
>
>>
> Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
> And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
> She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
> Tossed him out the window as she went around a bend.
>
>
> Curve, that is.
>
> Tossed the nub.
>
> In the shrub.
>
>
> She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
> They called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
> They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there"
> To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
>
>
> Found, that is.
>
> By a fence.
>
> Evidence.
>
>
> Now peter and John couldn't stay apart for long,
> So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
> "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
> And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny pee'd.
>
> Whizzed, that is.
>
> Straight stream.
>
> Even seam.
> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
> With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short.
> They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
> And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
>
>> Video, that is.
>
> Unexposed.
>
> Case Closed.
> A poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone.
> It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
> She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
>
> Penis, that is.
>
> Clean cut.
>
> Missed his nuts.
>
>>
> Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
> And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
> She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend,
> Tossed him out the window as she went around a bend.
>
>
> Curve, that is.
>
> Tossed the nub.
>
> In the shrub.
>
>
> She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
> They called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
> They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there"
> To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
>
>
> Found, that is.
>
> By a fence.
>
> Evidence.
>
>
> Now peter and John couldn't stay apart for long,
> So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
> "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
> And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny pee'd.
>
> Whizzed, that is.
>
> Straight stream.
>
> Even seam.
> Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court,
> With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short.
> They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
> And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
>
>> Video, that is.
>
> Unexposed.
>
> Case Closed.
