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I'm suprised a thread hasn't been created on this yet. Have any UKers been watching? Normally I hate BB and only get into it towards the end. This time i have been forced to watch it from the start and i am actually getting in to it.
First off, I want to kill Shabaz (or however you spell it). I want to kill him slowly and painfully. I hate him so much!!
Second.... Pete is the funniest I have ever seen, he has me in stitches all the time. *cough* W***kers *whistle*.
Thats odd. I was watching BB this morning before work and wondered if a thread had been made. I get here and you beat me to it!
Like you i used to hate BB but i watched the opening show and from the people they put in the house you can tell they picked the most uncompatible people ever.
The Housemates
Bonnie - Needs to learn how to say her name properly and where does she hide in the BB house? Shes never about then suddenly she comes out of nowhere, shouts her name "
Bonnar" and hides
WHAT BB SAYS - Bonnie's a real Mummy's girl who has no bad habits apart from putting her hands down her trousers a lot. She hates people snoring, creepy crawlies and heights, but she does like to blaze it up!
Pete - The funnist guy in the world. Good entertainment. Fun outgoing kinda guy who doesnt care what people think about him.
WHAT BB SAYS - Pete's a fun-loving guy. He likes reading, draws comics, fronts a rock band and suffers from Tourette's Syndrome. He has a pet hamster, Magic, who roams about his place and lives in the wall.
Dawn - She need to learn to wash! She stink apparently although her stench is making for some comedy entertainment as the other housemates are trying to figure out how to tell her she stinks of B.O
WHAT BB SAYS - A determined and serious lady, Dawn is a strict vegetarian who loves her own company. She takes pleasure in reading textbooks, and spends a lot of time finding fault with things.
Lea - £35,000 worth of cosmetic surgery and Breasts the size of Watermelons i thought she was going to be a right cow but she seems a nice down to earth person with a head on her shoulders.
WHAT BB SAYS - Model Lea used to be 22 stone, and says she now has the largest breast implants in the UK. She admits to being grumpy in the morning until she's had a cup of tea!
Imogen - She is one hot woman and her welsh accent is kinda sexy too! (how do i get in the bb house?)
WHAT BB SAYS - This sexy, edgy and confident hostess loves her job as she gets to meet amazing people and make great contacts. A real Welsh beauty, she has brains as well as looks but hates jokes because she doesn't really get them.
Sezer - Kinda funny, doesnt keep his mouth shut for five mins and is desperate to get with imogen
WHAT BB SAYS - Ladies' man Sezer loves horses, money, women and house music, but hates politics and Tony Blair. He likes his luxuries, and as a former boxer is very competitive.
Grace - Another hotty in the house - she seems to be a bit of a party animal and is always stirring up trouble
WHAT BB SAYS - Grace has lived on her own for three years and loves it. She claims her life could only be improved if she could cook, had a garden and wasn't such a tidy freak. She says that her worst habit is that's she's a total name dropper when it comes to clothes.
Nikki - another rather attractive girl although she does seem to act alot. She cant fake this crying she does at least 3 times an episode but it is funny about what she gets upset about - Somebody having B.O!
WHAT BB SAYS - This wannabe footballer's wife enjoys nothing better than pampering herself and clubbing the night away. She survives on a diet of tabloid papers, burgers and pizza and has a straight-talking approach to dealing with people.
Mikey - Hes just a pretty boy put in there in the hope of one of the girls falling for him so that they will have sex in the BB house. Kinda looks like vernon kay actually.
WHAT BB SAYS - This obsessively tidy young man is a big fan of clubbing and girls. He's good for getting the party going, but has a terrible habit of telling people how to do things. His party piece is opening bottles with his teeth!
Richard - hes a "sexual terrorist" apparently! Another guy who seems down to earth. Wont keep an opinion to himself and i think he could be the ringleader for many arguments larter in the series.
WHAT BB SAYS - Richard loves freedom of speech, friends and big, big men. He hates dumbness, racism and processed food. He has a huge phobia of pregnant women and his idea of a perfect day would be to go to prison!
Glyn - Err this chap never says anything, all he does is sit in lifeguard uniform (he hasnt got his suitcase yet) and listens to everybody else and gets touched up by Shababababz
WHAT BB SAYS - Claiming to have a body that's "the closest example to perfection", he's also a complex character who all the girls love. He says he does a poo after every meal and reckons he's no Dr Doolittle, claiming to hate all animals - and he reckons that they hate him too.
George - Posh boy who is another quiet one, seems to be coming out of his shell but only talks about others behind their backs really.
WHAT BB SAYS - Posh George is a self-confessed mummy's boy with royal connections. His life of privilege sees him spending most of his time around Chelsea, but he hopes to broaden his mind during his time in the House. He describes himself as stubborn, posh and comical.
Lisa - Mental Manish Loudmouthed person. Always up for a laugh, always up for a fight kinda person. She will be the fuel to alot of fires me thinks!
WHAT BB SAYS - Lisa's a laddish lady who describes herself as "wild, crazy and sexy." A fluent Chinese speaker, she's quiet at home but full of energy on a night out. She says that if anyone crosses her, they'll definitely know about it.
Shababababz -Shababababz or whatever his name is is doing my head in. He just seems to think the whole world is against him and wonders why. Then you see him act like a complete idiot trying be something better than he really is rather than himself and uses the fact that he is pakistani (sp?) and homosexual. He frequently refers to himself as a "Paki Poof" and then get annoyed if people think the same way. He has some serious mental issues! He has walked out the house too!
WHAT BB SAYS - Shahbaz is a huge fan of Kylie Minogue and knitting. He has a great sense of humour but can't stand hypocrisy and double standards. A bit of a party animal, he can survive on as little as four hours of sleep a night.
Well a little summary of the housemates. Been a pretty funny series so far.
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