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A Texan buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar because, he annouces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. e is roundly congratulated and there are many exclamation of "WOW!" A woman even faints from sympathy pains. Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the Texas baby that weighed 25 punds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "He's 17 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and says, "Had him circumsized."
8-pounds of foreskin!
