Black and White

[Jordan]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of
her life."

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom
wearing black?"

 

[911_Carrera]

Heh. I chuckled. 👍

 

[ExigeEvan]

Because lifes a B****h, and then you marry one...

 

[240Z]

👍
Good.

 

[Gil]

Black is for funerals. He's saying goodbye to his dead freedom.

 

[ExigeEvan]

And hello to step-mothers, divorce setlements and sex with only one person...

 

[zoxxy]

Because lifes a B****h, and then you marry one...

👍

 

[Spock]

 

[Jpec07]

good one Jordan...


...wait a second, Jordan posted in the Comedy Corner? There's something you don't see every day...

 

[zoxxy]

good one Jordan...


...wait a second, Jordan posted in the Comedy Corner? There's something you don't see every day...

Well, nobody except Ceilingfan post here every day