Blackbox for Teen Drivers?

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Black Box for Teen Drivers?

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Should parents use technology to monitor their teen's every twist and turn?

Nobody likes to drive with their mother. She screams at the sight of brake lights. She grabs at her door handles during turns. And let's not forget the invisible passenger-side foot brake. Thanks to a new technology, you don't even need mom in the car to experience her constant warnings and driving "wisdom." A "black box" for cars allows parents to electronically track their teens' driving performance from home and punish accordingly.

Here's the story. According to The New York Times (free registration required), concerned parents will soon be able to purchase a black-box monitoring device for their teens similar to those being used to track the bad habits of ambulance drivers. The device, which will retail for $280, plugs into a car's diagnostic system and saves real-time driving information -- speed, turns, braking -- on a removable memory card. The card can then be plugged into a computer that displays the information on a handy chart and assigns the driver an overall quality rating from 1 to 10. Even better, the box emits a beeping noise every time the driver breaks one of its pre-programmed rules. Go over 70 miles per hour, that's a beep. Brake too fast, that's a beep. Turn too sharply, that's a beep. The boxes have even been equipped with a so-called "Limp Bizkit" mode, which raises the volume of the beep if loud music is playing in the vehicle. The Times reports that next year's model will include an optional GPS tracking device so parents can track their kids' whereabouts at all times.
 
That.......................plain sucks, but I doubt many people would buy one. Its funny we never get any of this stuff in the uk (mind you that is a good thing)
 
I saw this before.

It beeps loudly if the driver turns too hard, hits the brakes too hard, or hits the gas too hard, and it knows when the driver is going somewhere he shouldn't.

Now I would think that this would be obvieous to any aware teen(like me, I'm smart), just disconnect the damn thing!!! Take it out of the car when you are going somewhere you shouldn't, and put it back in later. Damn, come on now, anyone with brains would realize that there is several ways of taking care of this. disconnect your battery and connect it again, that will probably reset the thing.

And really...they think that this will stop people from speeding and messing around? Not me...I don't care about the sound at all...by the time I got done driving the sound would be worn out...
 
The reason it's stupid is because it's such a God damn distraction. The teen can do what he wants with it, such as disconnect it or read the printout himself, it beeps much louder than an f-ing car horn (but, not a loud radio :rolleyes:) and what assistance will it do?
 
yea exactly M5, what if the driver starts hydroplaning? It beeps which destracts him and then he could wreck.
 
That would just make me do even more stupid ass **** while driving to piss my Dad & stepmother off.:p


I'd also see how many times I could get it to *beep* in a minute.:D
 
ahah Josh...like going down the highway turning side to side really quick?

My bro did this all the time in his 626...funny as hell...err...err....err...err that was the tires
 
It's stupid to single out ONLY teen drivers like that. If you don't want them to drive before they're ready...make the license tests harder. Don't waste more tax dollars on some stupid box that won't do anything.
 
no no don't do that sublime...

Really, who is gonna pay $300(280, but way more than that cause shipping and installation(if someone does it))for something that makes noises and doesn't really deture people from doing what they want to do?

If you don't want your kid driving nuts, don't let them drive at all. Better yet, go with them everywhere.

Ohh...and that won't work in the 3 I can guarrenty that!

heh
 
Originally posted by MazKid
I saw this before.

It beeps loudly if the driver turns too hard, hits the brakes too hard, or hits the gas too hard, and it knows when the driver is going somewhere he shouldn't.

Now I would think that this would be obvieous to any aware teen(like me, I'm smart), just disconnect the damn thing!!! Take it out of the car when you are going somewhere you shouldn't, and put it back in later. Damn, come on now, anyone with brains would realize that there is several ways of taking care of this. disconnect your battery and connect it again, that will probably reset the thing.

And really...they think that this will stop people from speeding and messing around? Not me...I don't care about the sound at all...by the time I got done driving the sound would be worn out...

this wouldnt work. it records data from your trip, so your parents can review it. if u come back with no data, u are busted. you can only use the excuse of "it broke" once, before they catch on. and i think they are hooked to GPS systems so they can tell where u drive as well.
 
Originally posted by MazKid
It beeps loudly if the driver turns too hard, hits the brakes too hard, or hits the gas too hard, and it knows when the driver is going somewhere he shouldn't.

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That would be terrible. I'd find some way to dismantle it, or possibly install it on my parents car instead ;).

But they wouldn't do that to me anyway.
 
howabout: don't have knobs for parents?

i guess i'm 'lucky' my parents aren't like that, they don't feel the need to track me, well if my parents were like that, it would be unacceptable, and it would be quickly changed, anyway... you know how to solve this? get a car with out a computer in it, a good old carb motor.
 
My parents know exactly how I drive... Of course my top speed testing in our durango would go to hell....

Now the top speed testing in the passat kicks ass! 😈
 
hummm... I have yet to break 180 (kmph) in the durango, and I can hit 200 (easily) in the passat....

So I would get beeps after 100.... so around 30 beeps per run?
 
Black Boxes for teens:

1. Are you serious!! - man, this country is the master at subliminally controlling its populous.
1. I see busted Black Boxes like the copier from 'Office Space'
2. Insurance would probably drop drastically so I can see many a parent purchasing them.
 
Originally posted by Voltron
Black Boxes for teens:

1. Are you serious!! - man, this country is the master at subliminally controlling its populous.
1. I see busted Black Boxes like the copier from 'Office Space'
2. Insurance would probably drop drastically so I can see many a parent purchasing them.

Insurance wouldn't drop, because most parents couldn't give a crap. Mine wouldn't even bother checking the thing.
 
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