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there's this guy who keeps falling asleep in church, so one day, the minister gives the guy's wife a hatpin. He says "When I make this signal, poke him with the hatpin" So one day, the woman's sitting in church and the guy's sleeping, "Who is the Almighty?" says the minister, and pokes the man with the hatpin. "GOD!" the man shouts as he gets poked. then he picks up the tempo, and starts talking about lots of Adam and Eve stuff. The woman keeps jabbing the man "And what did Eve say to Adam after her 99th son was conceived?" says the minister. The woman jabs the man. The man says "YOU POKE THAT GODDAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE" "Amen" replied the congregation
