SandStorm
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This woman was an avid Christian, but one church day she fell extremely sick. Not wanting to miss the seminar they were going to have, she asked her husband to go. He went, and she stayed back in bed.
Anyway, the husband comes home, and the wife sees that he has two black eyes. She's like "What happened to you?". He told her that the woman in the pew in front of him [a fairly hippo-spec chick] had her dress up her arse, so he reached over and pulled it out for her. Her husband spotted him and popped him one. "Well, that explains one of your eyes, what about the other?", the wife says. The husband says, "Well, I thought I'd offended the man, so I tried to slip it back in . . ."
Anyway, the husband comes home, and the wife sees that he has two black eyes. She's like "What happened to you?". He told her that the woman in the pew in front of him [a fairly hippo-spec chick] had her dress up her arse, so he reached over and pulled it out for her. Her husband spotted him and popped him one. "Well, that explains one of your eyes, what about the other?", the wife says. The husband says, "Well, I thought I'd offended the man, so I tried to slip it back in . . ."
too funny.
