Blonde Terminology - What Blondes REALLY mean!!!!

[TVRKing]

Anally - occurring yearly

Artery - study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of cafeteria

Caesarian section - district in Rome

Cat scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Colic - sheepdog

Coma - a punctuation mark

Congenital - friendly

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fester - quicker

Fibula - a small lie

Impotent - distinguished, well known

Intense pain - torture in a teepee

Labour pain - getting hurt at work

Medical staff - doctor's cane

Morbid - higher offer

Nitrate - cheaper than day rate

Outpatient - person who has fainted

Pathology - a rambler's association

Post operative - letter carrier

Protein - favouring young people

Radiologist - Dr Fox on Capital FM

Rectum - damn near killed 'em

Recovery room - place to do upholstery

Secretion - hiding anything

Serology - study of knighthood

Terminal illness - sickness at airport

Tumour - an extra pair

Urine - opposite of you're out

Varicose - located nearby

 

[Saleen Man]

Nice.

 

[Acid X]

 

[bird2rock]

 

[SandStorm]

Not bad, TVR. By the way, say happy birthday to your pet rock for me, will ya?

 

[TVRKing]

He sends his thanks.

 

[fermy88]

Nice TVR!