Blonde

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a blonde was walknig home from schol and wanted up to her mother.

Blonde: Mommy, mommy! we were doing the 'adc's in class today, and everybody else got up to 'e' but I got up to 'h'! a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h! See!

Mom: very good.

Blonde: Is it because i'm a blonde, momy?

Mom: Yes, it is honey.

The next day, the same blonde is running home.

Blonde: MOMMY MOMMY!

Mom:What?

Blonde: Today we were donig numbers in class and everyone else got up to '5' but i got up to '8', 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 SEE! I it because im' a blonde!

Mom: Yes.

(Next day)

The blonde's running home.

Blonde: MOMMY! We were in gym today and when we took a shower everyone else was flat but i had these, see!

She points to her chest, a 24C.

Blonde: Is it because i'm a blonde momy?

Mom: NO, it's because your 24 honey.
 
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