Blowing Chunks

[DQuaN]

Three guys are comparing how drunk they had been the night before. The first guy says "I was so drunk last night that when I got home it took me ten minutes to get my key in the door". The second guy says "Thats nothing, I don't even remember getting home, I just woke up in the back garden". The third guy says "You think thats bad, I was blowing chunks all night". The others look at him and say " thats not bad, it happens to us all the time". "no you dont understand" says the third guy. "Chunks is the name of my dog"!!

 

[TurboSmoke]

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[keram]

I get it but it may have gone too far.

 

[TurboSmoke]

tasteless joke aside....whay would anyone call thier dog 'Chunks'?

 

[milefile]

So the punch line works.

 

[miata13B]

Where is the golfer chap .wav file to play for this thread?

 

[keram]

Originally posted by miata13B
Where is the golfer chap .wav file to play for this thread?

Whats this golfer about?

 

[miata13B]

Originally posted by keram
Whats this golfer about?

you know like a crowd clapping for a golfer at a tournament. . . you know how you tap two fingers in your palm to make a clapping sound that isn't loud. . . nevermind. . .

 

[keram]

I know what you mean, yeah we need one of those now.

 

[TurboSmoke]

Originally posted by milefile
So the punch line works.

aahhh...i see..

wouldn't it have been better if chunks was the name of his pet chimp?

 

[milefile]

Perhaps, or his roomate's catatonic grandfather or something. But seriously, why would anyone name their chimp Chunks?

 

[Duke]

The same reason every fraternity dog is named "Stain".

 

[TurboSmoke]

it reminds me of the kinda thing you would name a circus chimp...and lets face it, it kinda rhymes....'chunks the chimp'...okay its doesnt rhyme but you know what i mean....

btw neon, st paddy's day was so last week....(the hat...the hat)

 

[milefile]

Leave the hat. It suits him.

 

[Squid]

Gross Joke.....