Blowing Chunks

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Three guys are comparing how drunk they had been the night before. The first guy says "I was so drunk last night that when I got home it took me ten minutes to get my key in the door". The second guy says "Thats nothing, I don't even remember getting home, I just woke up in the back garden". The third guy says "You think thats bad, I was blowing chunks all night". The others look at him and say " thats not bad, it happens to us all the time". "no you dont understand" says the third guy. "Chunks is the name of my dog"!! :)
 
tasteless joke aside....whay would anyone call thier dog 'Chunks'?
 
Where is the golfer chap .wav file to play for this thread?
 
Originally posted by miata13B
Where is the golfer chap .wav file to play for this thread?
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Whats this golfer about?
 
Originally posted by keram
Whats this golfer about?
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you know like a crowd clapping for a golfer at a tournament. . . you know how you tap two fingers in your palm to make a clapping sound that isn't loud. . . nevermind. . .
 
I know what you mean, yeah we need one of those now.
 
Originally posted by milefile
So the punch line works.
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aahhh...i see..

wouldn't it have been better if chunks was the name of his pet chimp?
 
Perhaps, or his roomate's catatonic grandfather or something. But seriously, why would anyone name their chimp Chunks? :odd:
 
The same reason every fraternity dog is named "Stain".
 
it reminds me of the kinda thing you would name a circus chimp...and lets face it, it kinda rhymes....'chunks the chimp'...okay its doesnt rhyme but you know what i mean....

btw neon, st paddy's day was so last week....(the hat...the hat)
 
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