BMW Auto Terminology

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This is an extract from a joke book I'm currently reading. It's piss funny, just check it out.

Indicators - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

Speedometer - Der Egoboster

Learner - Die Twaten mit Elplatten

Windscreen wiper - Die Flippenflappenschittenspredden

Breathalyser - Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

Fog warning - Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

Near accident - Der Bleepin neer Schittenselfen

Cyclist - Pedalpushen Pilloken

Rear view mirror - Der Yokhunter Tooklosen

I particularly enjoyed the Windscreen Wiper one - that was particularly funny.
 
Bonnet - (Hood) Die Pullnob und knucklechopper

Exhaust - Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Clutch - Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken

Puncture - Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en

Estate Car - Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto

Parking Meter - Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer

Footbrake - Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenkwick

Gear lever - Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen

Rear View Mirror - Der Yokhunter Tucklosen

Seat Belt - Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper

Headlights - Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad

Highway Code - Der Wipenfurarsen

Traffic jam - Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast

Rear Seat - Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein

Tyres - Flahttfarts

Backfire - Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

Juggernaut - Der Fukkengrett Trucken

Accident - Der Bleedinmess

Garage - Der heiway Robberung

Skid - Der Banannan Waltzen

Double White Lines - Overtaken und Krunchen
 
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TVR, where did you find those? Those are great!
 
Originally posted by Matrixhasu77
:lol: Windshield wiper, Fog warning, and near accident are ingenius. Whats the name of that book?
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It's an Aussie book called World's Greatest Humour, by a bloke called Oliver Roydhouse. It's got some funny stuff, I'll post more next time I'm online.
 
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