Bmw

[ethanol]

Originally posted by Dudebusta
this thread belongs SOMEWHERE.

I had to double check who posted that. 'cause you're right... M5 always says that.

 

[Gil]

Originally posted by Bimmerkid44
bimmers arent that bad...how about we do ford instead cause everyone hates ford (i think)

Ford= First on Race Day
Fiat= Fix It Again Tony
check the avatar. Don't dis Fords, please.

 

[TVRKing]

Fiat - Fuggin Italian Auto Trash.
BMW - Big Mouldy Wreck
Ford - Found On Road Driving
VW - Very Wrong

 

[Deathhawk]

Ford:
1. Found On Road Dead
2. Frickin Oakies Really Dig´em
3. Fix Or Repair Daily
4. Friggin Old Raggedy Dodge
5. Flip Over Read Directions
6. Foul Oder Run Downwind

Now backwards:

1. Driver Returned On Foot

 

[TVRKing]

Originally posted by Deathhawk
Ford:
13. Fix Or Repair Daily

My 1994 Ford Mondeol/Contour. 112,000 miles and never missed a beat.

Mate of mine - 1997 Ford Mondeo/Contour - ditto. Except his has done 330,000 miles.

P.S - All on original engine.

 

[BrothaLynch]

FORD First On Recall day

 

[Saleen Man]

Originally posted by TVRKing
Fiat - Fuggin Italian Auto Trash.
BMW - Big Mouldy Wreck
Ford - Found On Road Driving
VW - Very Wrong

Big Mouldy Wreck

 

[Dudebusta]

1 more post

 

[MistaX]

Pontiac=
Poor old ***** thinks its a Cadillac.

 

[Dudebusta]

Originally posted by MistaX
Pontiac=
Poor old ***** thinks its a Cadillac.

 

[TVRKing]

Subaru - Superb Under Bonnet Apperance Reliable Upgradable

 

[RVDNuT374]

Ford backwards= Driver Returns On Foot

 

[keeno_uk]

here is a nuff old bmw joke which I got when I was in primary school

bmw = black mans willy
in reverse white mans bum

 

[Evolution Racer]

FORD

Firing out Round Discharges

 

[TVRKing]

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the P***** on the OUTside.