Bob' s Epitaph....

[isildur]

It's come the time to kill of my very first Bob and I was wondering what will be a befitting epitaph for his grave stone. Something that captures his essence. He has provided me with wonderful memories, some very frustrating times as well as some very proud moments. He has also made me loads of cash. So, here are some that I am considering. Let me know what you think and also what you will have on your Bob's epitaph when the time comes.


"Here lies Bob. He passed and he went."
"Here lies Bob. Grounded by Grinding"

 

[brouwer-n]

"Here lies Bob. Paced down for the last time"

 

[Dennisch]

Here lies Bob. You made me Facepalm enough.

 

[Downforce]

Bob - randomly braking in the hereafter

 

[aland18]

Here lies Bob, the only man to find a S license in a Cracker Jack box...

 

[Jacob]

Here lies bob, will keep spinning out even though he's dead.

 

[Spacegoat]

Here lies Bob, one down five to go.

 

[BoostedDC2]

Here lies Bob,
He's run his final race, thought never quite up to pace.
Frequently told to overtake, instead he'd rather brake.

 

[Fyzix]

Here lies Bob,
Jamming on the brakes of life, and never touching the accelerator again. He's shifted into neutral, even though none of the cars seemingly have neutral.

 

[TB]

Here lies Robert.
He made me a 🤬 load of money.
Then took my PS3 with him to the grave.
R.I.P. Phatty​

 

[INSANENEIVIESIS]

Sadly I had to put down 6 bobs, all level 33. It was a sad day.

"Here lies bob, been with me since day one"
"Here lies bob, brother of the great Schumacher"
"Here lies bob, winner of the FGT, Nascar, and Historic Championships"
"Here lies bob, champion of the 24 hour Le Man"
"Here lies bob, tamed the X2010"
"Here lies bob, only a week old, to young to die"

 

[Machate-man]

I keep a little stickey note that reads(in my case):

J.May
84/245 W/L
7M,2W,1D,11H
12,035,xxx cr
cool[_!_____|______]hot

I use it as reference. I am also experimenting if cool/hot driver is better for long term use.

 

[Floaty_Mexican]

Here lies bob
He has failed me for the last time

 

[SlyckTires]

"Gone to the Great Gravel Trap in the Sky"

 

[phone]

Here lies "I finaly got out of 2nd gear Bob."

 

[GT_Prologue5]

"Here lies Bob B. Robert"
"Why did you have to hit that wall so many times? Now look where you are."​

 

[Smart_Roadster]

Here lies Bob, who never figured out what the round thing in front of him did. RIP (Race in Peace)

 

[Major Rash]

Here Lies Bob, I told him not to **** with Me.......

 

[nascar49]

Here lies bob, with a bullet between the eyes

 

[Otsdarva]

Here lies Bob: "Whoops!"

 

[IceMan PJN]

Bob Beespeck
11/24/2010 - 11/24/2010
.--. . -. .. ...
Couldn't get off the brake and get on the gas
until a rival driver's car rammed you up the ***.​

 

[Skython]

to everything here, this is the funniest thread I've found. 👍