Britney Spears MARRIED!?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Rockzilla
  • 37 comments
  • 1,441 views
Originally posted by 2ez2KiLL
Britney spears lost her virginity

to me

yep... she lost her virginity to the purple hippo
 
Meh. Britney is just a media whore. I couldn't really give a rat's arse about her...
 
Originally posted by Gil
[sarcasm]Britney who?[/sarcasm]

Isn't she the reason that Hostess is changing the name of the "Ho-Ho"? cause now she's getting the recognition that they used to get.


:lol: classic! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
I am sorry if this sounds harsh, but I don't give a damn about Britney Spears and even less about what she does with her life.

couldnt agree more
 
Originally posted by Concept
Honestly, if she were laying on my bed naked and she told me to do her I would have to think about it. I can't stand that *****.
It depends on how much she kept talking. That'd push me over the edge. She's got a great body, but I doubt I could stand listening to her talk for very long.

Originally posted by Famine
My girlfriend (despite encouragement, I might add. Bugger)
My wife stated she would.

Yes, I love my wife.

Now back to reality... While most states deem an annulment as declaring the union "nonexistant", Nevada law allows for community property between married couples. This means the kid could sue for a split on any cash Britney made during their 55 hour long marriage. So with an annual income of approximately $40mil, that means he could stand to make...$251,141.55

AO
 
Originally posted by Rockzilla
Didn't you know she already lost her virginity?
Didnt you know its really sad you can remember such a thing, I mean I'd go her if the oppertunity "arose" but cmon thats too much.
 
How many times does this stuff have to appear in modern day publications, before we all get sick of it?

I personally, am sick of Britney. If Cristina Aguilera or Pink were to get married, my interest would be sparked, but not "oops I did it again."
 
Back