Bumper Stickers

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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.
High beams were made to piss people off!
Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyways?
Adrenaline is my drug of choice.

Feel free to add more :D
 
The best bumper sticker I ever saw was:

'Honk your horn if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle'.
 
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car."
 
From a newspaper: A car brought from a rugby player recently had the bumper sticker "Support your local hooker."
 
For sale: Iraqi rifle: Never fired, dropped once.

(motorbike) If you can read this my wife fell off.

:lol:
 
A few I've actually seen IRL and thought were good enough to remember:

My Kid Beat Up Your ****ing Honor Student

Drive Now - Chat Later

Hang Up And Drive

Pave The Planet - One World, One People, One Slab Of Asphalt

If You Can Read This, Please Turn Me Back Over (placed upside down, on the back of a lifted Jeep CJ)

Warning: Insanity Has Replaced Reason In The Construction Of This Vehicle (on the back of my friend's low-13-second all-motor Neon, which he calls the Reality Distorter)

Got Jorma?

Visualize Whirled Peas

**** World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

I've seen some other great ones, but I can't think of any more off the top of my head.
 
"The car in front is on fire. And a Toyota at that."

I also saw "Help! We've Been Kidnapped!" once.

Lastly, and most memorably was "40 Years Driving, Still Don't Give a ****!"
 
Originally posted by vat_man
The best bumper sticker I ever saw was:

'Honk your horn if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a moving vehicle'.
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Agreed best one out there
 
"If I was asked to choose between life saving petrol to escape from a volcano, or a Magnum, I'd happily spend my last few seconds of life with chocolate down my torso."
 

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