Calling GTP Comedians

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My friend set me a challenge yesterday. A person was asked to produce a random punchline and the challenge is to craft a joke around that punchline.

So GTP, in all your wisdom...

"No", said the Chinaman. "I'll take four."

Any takers?
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The Chinaman walked into a shop, "no" said the Chinaman, "I'll take four"

:dopey: I suck.
 
OK, this is uber-crap, but it's the best I can do...

A Chinaman goes to a restaurant with his wife and two children. They are shown to a table and given some menus. The waiter comes over and asks, "Would you like to order some starters?" to which the man replies, "Yes, I think we will. Now, let's see, what shall we have?". The waiter says "How about the won ton?"... "No", said the Chinaman. "I'll take four."
 
:lol: That's ace TM. 👍
 
:lol:
 
"I don't know what you're used to, but don't expect a 'happy ending'," said the Massage-Therapist to the asian tourist.
"No," said the Chinaman, "I'll take four."

:D
 
One cold winter, guy selling a christmas tree approaches a Chinaman. "Hey, mister. Do you wanna tree?". "No", said the Chinaman. "I'll take four."
 
That's soooooo lame!
 
It's very hard to construct something with that statement but i'll give it a shot (I have chosen a different approach if that's allowed - still lame though :lol:)

Warden - 'you do realize that parking on the double yellow lines is prohibited'
Chinaman - 'No'
Warden - 'I'm going to have to give you a parking ticket mate'
Chinaman - 'I'll take four!!!'
 
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