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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over
to his desk after a test and said, "Johnny I have a
feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove
it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test
and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the
little girl that sits next to you, Mary, wrote 'George Washington,'
and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question
was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary wrote 'Abraham Lincoln' and
so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,"
said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, 'Who was
president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary wrote 'I don't
know,' and you wrote, 'Me neither'."
to his desk after a test and said, "Johnny I have a
feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove
it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test
and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the
little girl that sits next to you, Mary, wrote 'George Washington,'
and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question
was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary wrote 'Abraham Lincoln' and
so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,"
said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, 'Who was
president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary wrote 'I don't
know,' and you wrote, 'Me neither'."
