Cheating Drug Tests

azndrifter318

azndrifter318

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By adding bleach to my urine, am I able to pass a drug test? And this is a home drug test not at the medical offices. Also how do the home test work? I have to pass!!!! Help me please! Oh yeah, and how much bleach is needed, i heard just a drop is enough.
 
Can't you just get your younger brother to pee in the cup? Or someone that you know is drug free?

Sheesh. Why not through some food coloring sugar and water with a dash of salt in it?

Or for god's sake, type "Beat Urine Test" in google and you'll find great sites like this: http://www.pass--drug--test.com/dd.html

This skirts awful close to discussion of illegal activites, but because it has comedic value at your expense, I'll let it stand.

AO
 
Originally posted by azndrifter318
By adding bleach to my urine, am I able to pass a drug test? And this is a home drug test not at the medical offices. Also how do the home test work? I have to pass!!!! Help me please! Oh yeah, and how much bleach is needed, i heard just a drop is enough.
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I hope you die soon if you have to beat a drug test then you should be locked up i hope that they give you a surpize drug test one day then you will be screwed
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Can't you just get your younger brother to pee in the cup? Or someone that you know is drug free?

Sheesh. Why not through some food coloring sugar and water with a dash of salt in it?

Or for god's sake, type "Beat Urine Test" in google and you'll find great sites like this: http://www.pass--drug--test.com/dd.html

This skirts awful close to discussion of illegal activites, but because it has comedic value at your expense, I'll let it stand.

AO
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Yeah i didn't really know if it was appropriate for these boards. The reason I asked in the forums is becuase I wanted to know if it really does work. The pee in the cup with someone drug free doesn't work unless it's done at that moment, because the urine does have to be warm or my parent's would be a little suspicious, don't you think?

Originally posted by darklegion_ca
I hope you die soon if you have to beat a drug test then you should be locked up i hope that they give you a surpize drug test one day then you will be screwed
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Why!?!
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
I hope you die soon if you have to beat a drug test then you should be locked up i hope that they give you a surpize drug test one day then you will be screwed
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That was a bit un-called for, and unprecedented. Okay you may disagree with the whole drugs policy, and think people should be locked away, but if they wish to take drugs then let, them become a cabbage.
 
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:odd:
That was a bit un-called for, and unprecedented. Okay you may disagree with the whole drugs policy, and think people should be locked away, but if they wish to take drugs then let, them become a cabbage.
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I agree, let me do whatever I want :D
 
Originally posted by wee_man
:odd:
That was a bit un-called for, and unprecedented. Okay you may disagree with the whole drugs policy, and think people should be locked away, but if they wish to take drugs then let, them become a cabbage.
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It pisses me off when people try to cheat the system all because of a good paying job. Like wtf if you want a good paying job then don't do drugs and then we don't have a thread like this one.
 
Originally posted by azndrifter318
Yeah i didn't really know if it was appropriate for these boards. The reason I asked in the forums is becuase I wanted to know if it really does work. The pee in the cup with someone drug free doesn't work unless it's done at that moment, because the urine does have to be warm or my parent's would be a little suspicious, don't you think?
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Jeez it's your parents that are drug testing you? Ouch.

Ok, get someone drug free to pee in a cup. Transfer that to a good ziploc freezer bag. Very delicately stick that inside your shirt against your skin. Your body warmth will keep it warmer than room temperature. When they send you into the bathroom, transfer the liquid from the baggy to the cup. Rip the ziploc bag open and flush it down the toilet. Making sure it goes away.

Voila, Clean urine, and it's warm.

I have to say though, if you're tryign to beat a urine test that your parents are giving you, you're alreayd in a world of trouble and need to re-examine what you're doing in life.

AO
 
Originally posted by Der Alta


I have to say though, if you're tryign to beat a urine test that your parents are giving you, you're alreayd in a world of trouble and need to re-examine what you're doing in life.

AO
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I already have thought about everything I have done lately. Simply put, I messed up, hardcore. But I guess I'm happy. I just don't like people judging me.
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
Jeez it's your parents that are drug testing you? Ouch.

Ok, get someone drug free to pee in a cup. Transfer that to a good ziploc freezer bag. Very delicately stick that inside your shirt against your skin. Your body warmth will keep it warmer than room temperature. When they send you into the bathroom, transfer the liquid from the baggy to the cup. Rip the ziploc bag open and flush it down the toilet. Making sure it goes away.
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I hope that ziploc bag pops on you!!!

but seriously, why don't you just come clean and make an attempt to go sober?
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
This skirts awful close to discussion of illegal activites, but because it has comedic value at your expense, I'll let it stand.
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Hahahaha. Haha.

I say you cheat the system this one time and then go clean. Oh, and delete your history in case your parents stumble upon this thread. Haha.
 
Originally posted by azndrifter318
I already have thought about everything I have done lately. Simply put, I messed up, hardcore. But I guess I'm happy. I just don't like people judging me.
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I'm all about second chances, so it's good that you're getting one. If it's come to the point of your parents drug testing you, you need to realize that they are doing this for a reason.

My guess is that they care enough to want you clean and sober. Admit to them you need help and are having problems staying clean. It's tough and you're in a tough spot. If you're honest with them and prepared for it, they'll help you.

When others judge you what do they see? Can you understand why they see it? That's the biggest test. It's not "what right do they have to judge me?" But "why do they judge me?" If you can answer that, you're one step closer to understanding why your parents are testing you.

I'll not judge you, but I'll offer the note that only you can decide how you want to live. The world can lay all the rules it wants on you, but ultimately you have to make your own decisions. Your parents are simply trying to help you understand.

Good luck. If you know you're going to fail the test, why cheat it? Simply admit to them, that you've slipped up and are going to test positive. They'll yell, and scream and threaten, but if you're quiet and tell them in a calm voice "I'm starting to understand why you're mad, and I am trying to get better. I've faltered and I know that." We all make mistakes, and you're trying to get there. Life changes don't happen overnight. The most you can hope for is a step at a time.

AO
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
I hope you die soon if you have to beat a drug test then you should be locked up i hope that they give you a surpize drug test one day then you will be screwed
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I agree. He should be shot. And you should pull the trigger.
 
Originally posted by darklegion_ca
I hope you die soon if you have to beat a drug test then you should be locked up i hope that they give you a surpize drug test one day then you will be screwed
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This is quite possibly the most ignorant remark I've ever read,...

Hey DL,... grab your balls and hit a duby so you can put all the BS misconceptions your parents force fed you into the trash.
 

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