Chinese Take Out!

[Solid Lifters]

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html

Ha-ha! Very funny prank!

 

[Omnis]

got a downloadable version?

 

[rollazn]

Yeah - I found that pretty funny. I have a sense of humor - although prank calls can get annoying. As a son of an owner of a Chinese restaurant and worker myself, I don't like these calls. They take advantage of people who doesn't really understand English that well. That is why I rather handle with these idiots then let my dad answer.

I know a prank when I hear one... I also have a few couter attacks. Haha.

Once a guy phone me at the restaurant and said...

"Do you guys serve dogs?"

Without laughing - I said... "We don't have it on the buffet - because some people might get offended... but if you want - you can bring your dog over and i'll cook it for you..."

Then the wise ass goes... "I don't have a dog... don't you have left overs in the fridge...?"

I replied with "No, I don't but there is a petco across the street..."

Then he hung up. It was great. I had fun. But they still piss me off at times...

 

[Omnis]

the local radio station did that with two chinese laundromats over here. it was really funny. it was an older lady and an older guy, and the guy kept repeating "I don' hear so well" in the THICK chinese accent.

cruel, but still pretty funny. they both laughed it out at the end though, so it was a happy ending...and the radio guys gave them both some free advertising by mentioning their laundromats and locations.

 

[PS]

My mom just answered the phone with a chinese accent by accident. We were both talking in odd accents (me, making fun of the Queen, and also talking in a generic middle eastern accent, and my mum trying to sound Chinese), and we get this phone call. We were in the middle of being asses, and unfortunately she forgot to turn the accent off when she picked up the phone to a salesman going "HERRO????". My god it was funny. We both realized the mistake and rush to slam down the reciever.