A guys elderly father recently split up with his wife and he thought he should pay him a visit.
The house looks in reasonable condition considering there is no female in the house (
) so they sit down and they get talking about the split.
Anyways, it gets to lunch and the father says, "Would you like a sandwich son??" the son sez yeah, and the father makes up a nice big juicy sandwich.
But the plate he serves it on has grunge and dirt all around the rim.
"Hey Dad," the son says, "This plate is all dirty, cant you clean it properly?"
"Oh Im sorry son but thats the best that Cold Water can get it"
The son shrugs his shoulders and eats his sandwich.
They sit down and watch some tv and get discussing sports.
Anyway it gets to dinner and the father asks if he would like some dinner, the son says yes.
And again its served on a dirty plate, the sons asks his father about it and he replies the same way, "Im sorry son but thats the best the Cold Water can get it."
All-in-all it was a good day spent with his father and its getting dark so the son decides to leave.
But when he goes to leave, the fathers dog gets in the way of the door and growls at him.
"Hey Dad," the son says, "Your dogs blocking the door"
"Oh sorry about that," the dad says,
He whistles to the dog,
"Cold Water, get outta his way"
The house looks in reasonable condition considering there is no female in the house (
) so they sit down and they get talking about the split.Anyways, it gets to lunch and the father says, "Would you like a sandwich son??" the son sez yeah, and the father makes up a nice big juicy sandwich.
But the plate he serves it on has grunge and dirt all around the rim.
"Hey Dad," the son says, "This plate is all dirty, cant you clean it properly?"
"Oh Im sorry son but thats the best that Cold Water can get it"
The son shrugs his shoulders and eats his sandwich.
They sit down and watch some tv and get discussing sports.
Anyway it gets to dinner and the father asks if he would like some dinner, the son says yes.
And again its served on a dirty plate, the sons asks his father about it and he replies the same way, "Im sorry son but thats the best the Cold Water can get it."
All-in-all it was a good day spent with his father and its getting dark so the son decides to leave.
But when he goes to leave, the fathers dog gets in the way of the door and growls at him.
"Hey Dad," the son says, "Your dogs blocking the door"
"Oh sorry about that," the dad says,
He whistles to the dog,
"Cold Water, get outta his way"
