Confucius says...

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Confucius says...

...man who stand on toilet high on pot

...man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time

...man trapped in pantry have ass in jam

...it take square ass to **** a brick

...lady who live in glass house should dress in basement

...war doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left
 
That's funny, I hadn't seen all these before. I especially like this one, "war doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left".

~LoudMusic
 
Confucius was an ancient Asian philosopher, kinda like the Greek philosophers Aristotle, Plato, etc.

He was "imitated" in Super Mario RPG on SNES as "Frogfucius". (Not that this matters, just found it interesting :P)
 
These aren't actual Confucius sayings. People have used his style to make jokes for years. The best one is the one that makes fun of his name. "Confuse Us"

~LoudMusic
 
LM is absolutely right about Confucious' sayings. Also, it's very likely that Dessman is right about him smoking... I believe opium smoking was popular back then... :teleport:
 
Originally posted by LoudMusic
These aren't actual Confucius sayings. People have used his style to make jokes for years. The best one is the one that makes fun of his name. "Confuse Us"

~LoudMusic
Q: How do you confuse an idiot?
A: 26
 
Originally posted by Jazza
BTW welcome to GTP voltron!

Thanks Jazza. Had to go play GT3 a bit, sorry I missed ya.
For sure you're full of laughs... quite the funny guy!

Dude, it must suck to have malaria, eh? Ha!
Anyways, if I have any questions I'll let you know. Thanks man.
 

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