Controller Reviews

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For those over 6' tall, how would you rate the original PS2 controller

  • Mangles my hands - Can't use it

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Mangled my hands - Got used to it, though

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • No problems using it - Stop your whining

    Votes: 12 50.0%
  • The best joystick EVER - That's why there's no decent substitute

    Votes: 9 37.5%

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Just thought I'd suggest this. From my original post on problems with the PS2 controller, it seems that there's at least a decent amount of GT3 players who think the controllers suck.

So here's my unbiased reviews of the controllers I've used:

Original PS2 Controller
:banghead: Rated 0 of 10

If you're under 5'6, this controller might be passable.
But if you're an adult American male of average height, it's just WAY too small. There's simply no way to wrap your hands around this cheap plastic toy - so you're basically forced to warp and contort your fingers to assume even the most basic level of control.
The "analog" sticks are a complete joke - offering no level of precision or control, more likely to send your car flying off to the left or right than staying on the road.
The "gamepad", composed of hard plastic nubs protruding through the case like tiny little thorns, hell bent on placing permanent bone spurs on your finger tips, seems to have been cleverly designed to induce arthritis in anyone attempting to use the piece of crap for any extended period.
As for the "feedback" - it buzzes. Woohoo! So when I ram my car into a wall at 120mph, I get the same wimpy buzz I do if I veer off the track... Really adds to the gaming experience - not.

So why is still around? Probably because every magazine associated with "gaming" was paid tons of cash to give this piece of crap two thumbs up. The PS2 games are awesome, but the sadistic bastard who dreamed up this controller and forced it into the U.S. market should be burned at the stake.

As for positives, there are none. And if all the writers for the mags hadn't been paid off, maybe we'd have a freakin' decent aftermarket replacement for this piece of crap by now.

MadCatz Dual Force Controller
:banghead: Rated 1 of 10

I'd give it 2 of 10, other than the BLATANT MISREPRESENTATION on the packaging and on the joystick that the controller features a "Steering Wheel" mode. This mode is NOT selectable in GT3, or any other game I've played.

However, it does actually feature a useable "rocker style" rubberized gamepad - which at least allows some level of control over steering your car.

The analog sticks, like those on the original PS2 gamepad, are completely useless. Whether you gently tap the "joysticks" or slam them completely in one direction, the result is basically the same.

Again, much too small for the average adult, this controller is based completely on the original controller, and offers the same sadistic hand-cramping, finger-distorting painful experience as the original.

So there's my two reviews. I hate reading the magazine reviews, because those jerkoffs are being paid to give these pieces of crap high ratings, which is why we never get a decent replacement for these gadgets from hell.
 
Like I said in the other thread I am 6'3 and a fairly large person and I dont have any problems with the Sony DS2. I do admit the Sega Dreamcast controller is more comfortable though. (and no I havent been paid off by Sony)
 
Sorry - wasn't trying to just blast off the same topic.
Just hoping - somewhere out in the ether - someone might pick up on this and design a Sega type controller for the PS2.
 
you get used to any if you play it long enough :)

personally i loved the N64 controllers, were great for goldeneye.
XBOX are rediculously big, im 6 foot 2 as well....

Gamecubes are a bit of a disapointment for me, PS2 is o.....k..... could be much better though:rolleyes:
 
I'm 5'6, and I never had problems with any controller, though the Super NES controller was far less ergonomic than what exists now.
To be honest, I don't see much relation between a person's height and the size of his/her hands. Both my brothers are 6'0 and they don't have bigger hands than mine.(I guess I'm having shorter legs ;) )
I personnaly like the DS2 much, and I had replaced all the 'dummy' controllers I had (BigBen, Koo Interactive...) by Sony DS2s.
 
Have you EVER wrapped your hands around a Sega Genesis controller? THOSE things were the freakin' BOMB.
IMHO, all the other controllers SUCK because Sega made the perfect one, patented it, and these other morons can't get it right.
Seriously - how in the hell are you supposed to control the damn car when you can't even control the controller?
I play guitar - and when I played Sega, after a day of hockey, my playing was actually better - because of the movements required to tap the buttons.
After an hour with the PS2, my hand feels like a claw, I'm frustrated because I can't get control of anything...

Hell, maybe I'm just too old for video games anymore. But I'd really like to meet the moron who stuck "posts" on the bottom of a GD gamepad and beat him bloody with the damn thing.

I HATE THIS GD CONTROLLER!!!

Much better now - thanks.
 
Because of my bad controller habit of holding it too tightly, I gave up on the tiny DS2 and bought the older, larger Logitech Wireless. It fits my hands perfectly and I don't get cramps, now. Their new wireless controller is smaller.

I can't wait to get a wheel instead, though, and a flight-stick for AC5.

Cheers,

MasterGT
 
Originally posted by oldschoolsmd
Hell, maybe I'm just too old for video games anymore.
Age doesn't matter much here. I started to play video games in 1984 with the Amstrad 464 CPC computer and Atari game station. Then I had an Amstrad CPC 6128, 3 PCs, a Super NES, a Playstation, 2 Gameboy, a Gameboy Color, 2 Nintendo 64, a Gameboy Advance, and a PS2. I'm now 32 (already ! :eek: ) and I don't feel like I will ever stop. I played first with my friends, then with my brothers (still now), then with my sons. I guess I'll still be playing with my grandsons when I'm 60 :D
 
The #2 ranked competitor for GT3 in MLG (who's won $900 so far) uses a PS original controller...And he's not particularly short...
 
I'm 5'11" and I got kinda chubby hands, but I still don't have a problem with the DS2. The only pain I've ever felt after playing PS2 using it was after a long race on the test course where you have to hold the throttle down with enough pressure for so long. That onnly affected my thumb anyway. I don't see how your hands can be so big to not be able to hold a controller.
 
I'm 6'4", I'm 15, I have large hands, I worship the DS2. In fact, the only proplems I have with it are when I try to go light on the buttons, because I am not good at handleing the buttons with little to no presure, I view the DS2 as the best design in controller history because of it's compactness, because I can reach every button within .045 seconds, no matter how good you are with any other controller the DS2 has the best layout, that or Gameboy anyway, but 14 buttons in quick and easy access on a game consloe controller make it the best, please stop making redundant topics like this in the future, thank you.
 
It naturally rests in your palms and all buttons fall in easy reach of thumbs and thingers. I rate it very good.
I dont think you should actually wrap your hands around it.
 
um.. r u sure u have normal fingers??? i have no problem pressing any of the buttons.. it feels very natural..
 
I like xbox controllers BECAUSE they are big. I'm fine with the ps2 controller tho. I don't use the analog sticks on the ps2 one because they suck. And don't call me small! I'm bigger than you all. 6'6" 240

The only controller that I have a problem with is the game cube controller. Game cube sucks anyway so who cares.
 
I don't use it for GT3 or any other racing game (when I bought my PSX in '97, I bought a wheel at the same time, so I've never used any of the standard handcontrollers for racing games. Certainly for other games, like the GTA series, I've used them a lot and they're fine. The buttons fall naturally under finger for me. The joysticks on the PS2 are a bit ordinary, but that's a problem with all of the console controllers.
 
I'm a healthy 5'10" - although height has little to do with hand span, but there you go.

Not only do I find the PS2 DS2 the easiest controller to use this side of the Zipstick joystick (circa 1992), but I just spanked the asses of a bunch of wheel-users at an iLink with it. Red raw... :D
 
Is he not allowed to have an opinion on the GameCube then?
 
if you make an opinion dont just say something for the sake of it, atleast back it up with something

even still I cant understand for the life of me why people have to keep knocking over consoles, some people should just grow up :)
 
The DS2 is ok - probably an 8/10. The GameCube controller is shat. The original XBox controller is shat. The XBox S controller is a 9/10. The Dreamcast controller is shat. The N64 controller is shat.
 
Originally posted by claf-43
if you make an opinion dont just say something for the sake of it, atleast back it up with something

even still I cant understand for the life of me why people have to keep knocking over consoles, some people should just grow up :)

How do you back up a personal opinion on a ****ing controller? Game Cube sucks because all it has are little kids games. Don't throw resident evil into my face, or metroid prime. I hate both those games.
 
your a troubled person :)

i'll just enjoy all systems and what they all have to offer and you can limit yourself to one....

and you have contradicted yourself cause well resident evil aint very kiddyish to me... and metroid just so happens to be ont he best games in recent times....
 
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