Corniest Joke - EVER!

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Told this to snoop on AIM a few nights ago and I've been using it at work the last day or two; today we came to the consensus that it is the corniest joke ever:

Q: What holds back a rivern? (scroll down for answer)








































A: A damn! :rotfl:
 
I don't get it either... definitly not a canadian joke...
 
You are all thick! THICK, I say (especially you, Dudebusta :smilewink: )!

I'll spell it out now, kiddies.

Q: What holds back a river?
A: A dam holds back a river.

M5Power just added an 'n' to 'river' and 'dam'.

Get it now?
 
Whoa dude!! So funny!! Holy **** am I cacking my self!! That was great!!

Oh ****! I just think I pissed my pants it was that funny!! Ha ha!

:rolleyes:
 
That's the point. It's corny. Don't you understand?
 
Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

Its rated 'aaarrrrrrrrr'


:D
 
You guys are a bit slow, eh?
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
its not corney, its just stupid
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Hence the term corney. :rolleyes:
 
there is a difference between something being corney and something just being so dumb its bad
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
something just being so dumb its bad
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There, you just defined "corney".
 
So we're agreed that MistaX sucks?

I mean, that this is corny? :p ;)
 
Good thing X doesn't frequent these forums.
 
I know. Some people. :rolleyes:

Probably Canadian at heart.
 
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