Corniest Joke - EVER!

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Told this to snoop on AIM a few nights ago and I've been using it at work the last day or two; today we came to the consensus that it is the corniest joke ever:

Q: What holds back a rivern? (scroll down for answer)








































A: A damn! :rotfl:
 
You are all thick! THICK, I say (especially you, Dudebusta :smilewink: )!

I'll spell it out now, kiddies.

Q: What holds back a river?
A: A dam holds back a river.

M5Power just added an 'n' to 'river' and 'dam'.

Get it now?
 
Whoa dude!! So funny!! Holy **** am I cacking my self!! That was great!!

Oh ****! I just think I pissed my pants it was that funny!! Ha ha!

:rolleyes:
 

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