Corrupt Make a Wish Foundation

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Welcome to the Corrupt Make a Wish Foundation, here, it is our pride to make your wishes, however extravagant, or mundane, come true.

At one catch...

The wish may have a slight side effect.

Here's how this works, you make a wish, about anything, and the person below you grants the wish, but twists it in a comical yet devious way, then they make a wish, then the next person grants it, corrupts it, makes another wish, and so on and so on.

Example:

First Post:
I wish for a Ferrari 599 GTB.

Reply:
Granted, but now you are permanently fixed to the drivers seat, force fed Mexican food from the worst rated restaurant in the lower states, and have no air freshers.

I wish for all the money in the world.

Reply:
Granted, but the money can only be spent on feminine hygiene products.

I wish I was the smartest person on the earth.

Reply:
Granted, but your intelligence can only be understood by gold fish, that have nothing else to talk about besides pebbles.

And so on and so on.

Since there's no-one above me to grant a wish for, I'll start by making a wish.


I wish for GT6 to not take 5 years to develop.
 
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Your wish shall be granted, GT6 shall take two years to develop. But it will be delayed for unknown reasons for the next 3 years after.
I wish I could fly.
 
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I wish for GT6 to not take 5 years to develop.
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I grant your wish! But you now have to pay off the carbon used in the virtual world with savings made in the real world.

I wish for a holiday.
 
Milldrum
I grant your wish! But you now have to pay off the carbon used in the virtual world with savings made in the real world.
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Oh great! Now we have granted his wish twice! Its a paradox! The world is going to end!
 
Granted, but at least I have chicken.
 
Milldrum
I grant your wish! But you now have to pay off the carbon used in the virtual world with savings made in the real world.

I wish for a holiday.
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Granted, but the holiday is called Hijack a Thread Day, and anything you post will be hijacked by trolls.

I wish for World Peace.
 
Omnis
Leroy Jenkins reference, cleared for take-off.
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Oh yes, I remember that. And its "At least I have chicken." As in he is eating chicken.
 
Didn't a thread very much like this get locked about 2 days ago?
 
Wish Granted but then you have wasted your wish.

I wish I was an F1 Driver
 
Granted, but you will have to drive for HRT for the next 10 years.

I wish I had the ability to create anything I wanted with a click of my fingers.
 
Wish granted. But you are now wearing cricket gloves from the seventies, making it impossible to click your fingers.

I wish for a puppy.
 
(What if I wish to have the worst day of my life, and do everythiing I dont like? XD)
 
Milldrum
Wish granted. But you are now wearing cricket gloves from the seventies, making it impossible to click your fingers.

I wish for a puppy.
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Granted, but it looks like this

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I wish I could dance like John Travolta! :dopey:
 
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