"Crazy Dave Coulthard"

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Thought i would share a laugh...

Taken from sniffpetrol.com

Och aye the noo mutha****ers! Crazy Dave comin' atcha with the mad flava of Red Bull. Smells like a mother****in' hospital. Now The Man, he sayin' that the '05 F1 is getting' hot. You got ma buddies Nando and the K-man bustin' fo' the prize. But Crazy Dave, he got mo' important tings to worry 'bout. Like shavin' ma beard into kick ass shapes, 'cos that beard, it tell the world that Crazy Dave don't give a s**t no mo'. I don't want ma name on no trophy man. Names is for tombstones. Although I was thinking about calling my next hotel The David Coulthard Travel Lodge.

Buzz..
 
I just thought it would be a laugh but sigh... obviously not....

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What a positive picture this paints of Scots. Nice.

edit: Also, Scottish neds don't say "tings", they say "hings"
 
That's what I don't like about GTP sometimes. English isn't my first language and it's so damn hard to read and understand English slang etc... Please English members, keep in mind that there are non speaking English members on GTP. :)
 
kikie
That's what I don't like about GTP sometimes. English isn't my first language and it's so damn hard to read and understand English slang etc... Please English members, keep in mind that there are non speaking English members on GTP. :)
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I just copied it from a site dude, sorry but im english and i can't turn half of that into normal english.

Stupid rappers...
 
Bee
Makes more sense then what 'rappers' usually conjure up
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Thats why RnB and Hip Hop is worth alot more money than whatever you listen to.

Stupid screaming and people that arent anything special when it comes to singing or have any kind of flow or clever word play or messages.
 
Young_Warrior
Thats why RnB and Hip Hop is worth alot more money than whatever you listen to.

Stupid screaming and people that arent anything special when it comes to singing or have any kind of flow or clever word play or messages.
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RnB, Hip Hop. It's a phase, just like boybands, glam rock and soon-to-be Emo.
 
ExigeExcel
RnB, Hip Hop. It's a phase, just like boybands, glam rock and soon-to-be Emo.
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You telling me black people are gonna start listing to Emo whatever that is?
We have to remeber one thing guys black music is universal. Rock etc originated from black people.

And lets just say hip hop and rnb does get out of fashion there will always be another deratives coming through such as crunk and maybe even one day UK garage.
 
ExigeExcel
RnB, Hip Hop. It's a phase, just like boybands, glam rock and soon-to-be Emo.
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How long have they been around and popular?

Rap has been around for arguably 50+ years, been very popular worldwide for 20...
 
blah blah blah i dont give a crap what you think. just because R kelly only likes underage girls and wouldnt rape you to doesnt mean you have to be all tight assed about metal. theres always that white chick jackson to get up in your bum.

honestly why is it the most popular singers in that pop and r&b are screwed up?

i dunno and i dont care.

and YES i am trying to say i'm better then rap. look at all these wanna be poser gangsters wearing their pants at their knees running around yelling crap that doesnt make any sense. i can go around yelling OK! and YEAH! all day. that doesnt mean i should have a record deal.

rap sucks and its sad that you like it.
 
alright, F1 forum, not music forum. Take it elsewhere please.




For the record....Rock on!
 
I think that in order to understand the "Crazy Dave" thing, you need to understand the humour of that web site in general, and you also have to fully understand F1, and the change that happened to David Coulthard between 2004 and 2005.

It's very funny if you take it in context. Out of context, it's not really. Most of the people I mention it too simply don't understand it at all. The reaction in this thread has been pretty typical, I would say.

Oh, and I would have preferred a more comprehensive set of asterisks. Only putting in one really just counts as "going around the swear filter".
 
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blah blah blah i dont give a crap what you think. just because R kelly only likes underage girls and wouldnt rape you to doesnt mean you have to be all tight assed about metal. theres always that white chick jackson to get up in your bum.

honestly why is it the most popular singers in that pop and r&b are screwed up?

i dunno and i dont care.

and YES i am trying to say i'm better then rap. look at all these wanna be poser gangsters wearing their pants at their knees running around yelling crap that doesnt make any sense. i can go around yelling OK! and YEAH! all day. that doesnt mean i should have a record deal.

rap sucks and its sad that you like it.
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You say all this and then you just wanna drop it. You could have atleast edited your post. Which rappers are the posers exactly. And rappers dont yell apart rom little john. That crap you listen to just scream rant and rave all day and when you dance to it you jump up and down on the spot and make some stupid mosh pit.

You think all these black musicians are messed up yet all that rubbish you listen to is all about cuttin and slicing your wrist hurtin little animals fantazising about their mums and how much they would like to die.

What has your music done for the world.

Atleast rappers and RnB singers raise awarness and make a difference to people lives and have become part of history and helped change the world for better.

What has blood suclkers and people who vomit on stage done for the world.
 
amp88
What a positive picture this paints of Scots. Nice.

edit: Also, Scottish neds don't say "tings", they say "hings"
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Ha ha C'mon the Scots!!! Some rather fine scottish slang there!

There are plenty of Neds where i stay!!!! :crazy:
 
GilesGuthrie
Oh, and I would have preferred a more comprehensive set of asterisks. Only putting in one really just counts as "going around the swear filter".
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Sorry what do you reccomend for future notice? (Thank you for taking this laugh actually as a laugh as well :D)


Hee hee neds.... funny word.
 
Bee
Sorry what do you reccomend for future notice? (Thank you for taking this laugh actually as a laugh as well :D)


Hee hee neds.... funny word.
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I edited it for you.

Oh, and amp88: Don't be so precious. It's a joke. It's certainly not anti-Scot in any way.
 
see now you are miss informed. i actually used to listen to rap years ago so i understand it a little bit. you cant say the music i listen to is bad if you dont listen to it. i wont argue this point as it is impossible to change someones mind on such a thing, but all i can say is think about it.

what kind of music do i like exactly oh lil one? death metal? black metal? goth metal? thrash metal? 80s metal? techno metal? nu metal? you might be suprised to find they actually play instroments and record with orchestras. much different then the stoned "gangstas" sitting down pushing buttons on a machine.

i did not edit my post because i had something to say. i said i didnt want to fight over it because there is no point because nither of us will change our minds so why bother. not only is this a forum for racing but its just silly and immauter.

now how do rappers and r&b guys help others? they take our money and worthless crap with it thats all i can see. thats all rich people do so dont feed me that crap.

where did you get your opinons? i have a guess the sun doesnt shine there but i'll let you answer anyway.

and i got the joke. he has changed a lot since moving to a more lax team.
 
Back on topic

Sniffpetrol is a great sarcastic webpage, perfect for me, he he. I don't get the Scot slang, but still get the joke, though. Nice find Bee

On the same page there's a quote by Flavio Briatore, which is also worthy of mention:

The people looking Formula One is everything together. Is the driver, is the team, is the performance, is the private jet if you want. Is the helicopter, is the girl, is the star. This is Formula One. Is the one big box with all these ingredient inside and are keeping the keys and we are sometime too arrogant as well. Including the team. And I believe you put a big mistake.
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