"Crazy Dave Coulthard"

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the quote as said by kimi.

he people looking Formula One is everything together Is the driver is the team is the performance is the private jet if you want Is the helicopter is the girl is the star The is Formula One Is the one big box with all these ingredient inside and are keeping the keys and we are sometime too arrogant as well Including the team An I believe you put a big mistake
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Kimi later went on to say
all you base are belong to us!
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and
brains... i want brains...
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and then shuffled off to go get to 3rd base with another engine.

:sick:
 
There was that joke... I think it actually originated with Mika Hakkinen, but it was later (and in my view more successfully) applied to Raikkonen:

[In church. Wedding ceremony]
Vicar: And do you, Kimi Raikkonen, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Kimi: Ahh. Uhm. [plays with microphone stand]. Aah. I think. Maybe. Erm. I think you should ask the team.
 
GilesGuthrie
[In church. Wedding ceremony]
Vicar: And do you, Kimi Raikkonen, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Kimi: Ahh. Uhm. [plays with microphone stand]. Aah. I think. Maybe. Erm. I think you should ask the team.
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don't forget he has to do a bit of loud thinking, which always sounds "kikret tikrit ktatum"
 
Hee hee heres the Hungarian GP edition of Crazy Dave..

Och aye the noo mutha****ers! Crazy Dave comin' atcha, hangin' with the mad bad Red Bull. Man, when they say that s**t give you wings, I ain't knowin' that they talkin' about an actual wing getting' in my way an' makin' me crash. But dat's the bad s**t that happenin' to Crazy Dave in Hungary. People say, yo mus' be mad 'bout that, but Crazy Dave ain't the kinda guy to let that mess wit' his head. Hell, I don't even let a razor mess wit' ma head. 'Cos that's tha flava I'm spinnin' now. Yo catch me? And now I'm going to use the F1 summer break to chose some new towels for one of my hotels.


Priceless...
 

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