Crazy Story

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ok, so i was rollin with my friend in his bimmer on Saturday night, we were going at about 65 on a 35 mile roday. And all of a sudden we see a Tricked out white civic.........


Out of nature, we started racing and we straight out killed it.....then all of a sudden we enter the DEAD MANS CURVE and he did something to lose control and we started spinning out... we did a 360 and he cought the car (trying to control it) and it did a 360 the other way, after the smoke cleared we noticed that we were on the opposite side of traffic. THANK GOODNESS that lane had a red light and nothing happend to us.....the car stalled and while he was trying to start it, the civic rolls by and laughs at us....i was like **** YOU
 
whitez u guys must of felt really stupid, i ego would be so hert.

a few years ago i took my parents suabru for a joyride, i didn'r have my license yet so i could not get caught, so i just went to pick up some friends and drove around for a while, well i'm crossing the highway and guess who's at the stop light , a cop so i just punch it and go in a neighborhood trying to lose him (wasn't a highspeed chase like on police videos) so i'm driving around a neighborhoohd that i didn't know at about 55 went i took a turn and crashed into a garbage can (thank god it was plastic) so we got caught and i felt very very stupid.
 
Well, me and my bro have done some crazy stuff...not hitting anything but wipeing out and stuff. Right after my bro got his licence, my parents went to Lake of the Ozarks MO and left us home for the weekend. That night, we were bored, so we drove to Blockbuster to rent Driver, but they didn't let us use our mom's card, so we walked out. As soon as we walk out it starts pooring rain, can barly see out the windsheld, but it stoped, and we went to a local appartment complex where there's slick pavement. We were drifting and sliding in his '87 626, then doing burnouts up the hills and stuff. Then he decided to just go about 30 and pull the parking brake and wipe out in the middle of the road(no one was out cause of the rain). We slid into the grass, almost got stuck, and then peeled out of the apartment complex. We then went to our old Elem. School(less than half a mile from our house). We did donuts in the parking lot, and then went down a steep paved hill behind the school. At the school, there's the main parking lot infront of the school, and a higher parking lot to the right side. The back of the school has a flat part, about 6 ft lower than the main parking lot, and 15 FT lower than the other parking lot. So we fly up the hill from the back to the main lot, trying to get off the gound. Then we have a marvelus idea: why not go from the higher parking lot, down a grass hill, to the back lot. So we did, and then we turned around, floored it and ramped up the hill(leaving huge ruts cause it was wet)and onto the top lot, going off the ground. Then before we would have gotten in trouble, we peeled out of the lot, leaving mud trails all over the place in an attempt to get the mud off the car before any cops saw us. We made it home, washed the car off(it was 9pm lol), and went inside and laughed about it. Several days later, I rode up to the school and looked at the ruts, which were now filled with dirt and grass seed. I just laughed, we made our school district poor by ruining thier grass lol...

We've done other nuts stuff, not like that cause he values his car now lol.
 
lol mazkid, how come i wasnt surprised you were gonna write SOME BIG @$$ story, its cool though, anyone else??? perhaps a crash?
 
yea, I have to get detailed so people can really understand everything lol...the only crashes we've had were caused by other people...we're a family that drives great, knows how to aviod accidents, but there's always someone that doesn't like the way their car is, and they try to fix it on our cars lol...
 
hehe, and the accidents seem to happen shortly after my dad finishes working on the car, our MPV accident happened the morning after my dad just totally finished the MPV...and my dad's RX-7 wreck happened shortly after he got the car running great...both cars totalled, RX-7 was fixed though, MPV had major frame damage...
 
I spun my old man's 76 Falcon down a hill on a VERY narrow (as in as wide as the car is long) rural lane.

I came over the crest of a hill that turned into an off camber right, and it had been drizzling - as soon as the weight of the car came down on the outside left rear wheel it lost grip and I slid down the hill sideways.

I thought I was dead, but the car came to rest at 90 degrees to the direction of the road (ie. blocking both lanes), on top of a very narrow bridge over a creek, with about two feet to spare at the front and at the back of the car - took me about six or seven goes to get it out - VERY lucky no traffic going the other way and to not come off the road. We don't do ditches on Australian road - if you go off, it's tree-ville for you, boyo...

The only victim of this incident was a white road post - it left a white mark on the car which I managed to get off the paint when I got home - no scratches on it thank god (I think Ford were painting them with a brush in those days!)
 
I had my eyes open the whole time. I think the first blink I took after that incident was the following Tuesday.
 
Well I guess I'l share my crazy bike story:
I was at the Elem. School with a freind, there were 3 other kids on bikes, 2 about 2 yrs unger than us, 1 was way younger than us. The 2 older ones were bugging us, cutting us off and calling us stupid. So I went after them. Chased them down and then my freind was bugging them. Then the little kid started stuff. So I chased him. There's this median thingy on the main lot, like 4 ft wide and curbs on both sides. The kid was on a 12" bike, hitting the curbs and we went in circles up and down the curbs. Finally he hit a high part of curb and flipped it lol. He was like "owy" and I said, "you still want to piss me off?" he said "yea" I said, "I'll chase you again, I'll give you a 5 sec head start, now go" he rode as fast as he could, and I chased him down and tailgated him, hitting my front tire on his back tire. He went up to the higher lot, and was going to ride down the hill, I chased him and he wiped out of the curb, and fliped over several times. I just left cause I didn't want to be blamed for anything...

Yea, a stupid story but hey...
 
Gee, Mazkid - you seem to get involved in a lot of this sort of stuff.

With you being the common link, I'm starting to wonder if you might be a bit of a **** stirrer (this is not meant in a derogative way).

:)
 
No, these kids picked on me first. And I normally don't pick on people at school, they pick on me cause I can't do anything at school. Like you've never done that....
 
Mmmmmmm...

Oh well, like I said - not a criticism. I'm all in favour of a cheap laugh at other people's expense.
 
Me and my 19 year old brother sometimes just take my dads car to cruise around in and try to go 240km/h on highways... nothing really nuts.
 
In my youth, when the right foot was heavier and the brain cells were lighter, I had my fathers 1971 Ford Country Squire wagon. It was equipped to tow a boat. (429 Super Cobra Jet, from the factory, with Holley 1050 carb). Yes, it was very fast.
My dad was very picky about that car. He let me take it one day after he had washed and waxed it. When I came out of the skating rink I found a "friend" sitting on it. Being logical (and 17) I freaked on him and yelled at him to get off the car. :mad: :mad:
He was of large stature and basically told me to sod off.
As you might imagine, this only served to piss me off.
So, I got in to the car, started it and gave him one more chance to get his fat a** off my dad's (freshly waxed) car.
His response "Get me off, a**hole. If you think you're up to the job." I was plenty big enough to do the job (100+ kilos and 5'10") but I guess I snapped. 😈
I backed out of the parking space, gave him one LAST chance to get off the (FRESHLY WAXED) car. He again refused. So,
I put my foot down trying to put my left foot in the damn carbuerator, counted to three, then put BOTH feet on the power-assisted brakes (front discs).
😈 Did I mention that the car was freshly waxed ? 😈
He flew 15 feet and rolled 15 more. He was mad as a wet hen. So, I offered to add an a**-whoopin' to his "flight training". That was more than 20 years ago, and I still giggle when I think about it. Further, I can't recall that guy EVER sitting on another car I was driving. :D
 

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