Create your own car ad.

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I been having this idea lately. What if a big name car company approached you to make a comcerial. It could be any company in the world. The one I have a good idea for is for subarua.

The ad opens with a shot of some paved moutain road somewhere in the world. The a WRX STi flies up a hill, but not getting any air. It then winds through the turns and slides to a stop. The door opens and out steps Paul Hogan steps out and says "Did you expect someone else."

What are your ideas.
 
Paul Hogan?

Why Paul ******g Hogan?

Have you been drinking?
 
I would reply, but I'm just off out to buy a "Subarua" after that brilliant ad.... The bit where Paul Hogan stepped out twice was great 👍

importfan1
The door opens and out steps Paul Hogan steps out ...
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Famine
Paul Hogan?

Why Paul ******g Hogan?

Have you been drinking?
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He did Subaru ads for a while here in the US, but recently Subaru got Lance Armstrong and seemingly gave Hogan the heave-ho.
 
Sorry for the Subaru misspelling. But I wasn't sure on how to spell it. Anyway, here's thwe next ad idea.

A black screen is seen as. Then what ever the first Chevy made drives by. Followed by the Camero. That is followed by a chevelle SS and then an older vette model. A voice is then heard, "We may not have a large following than the other company," then the new C6 drives by. The voice is heard again, "But we can deal an even larger one than the other company." The words "An American Revolution," then comes on creen, followed by the Chevy Bowtie.
 
"We may not have a large following than the other company but we can deal an even larger one that the other company."

Does this make sense to anyone?

What's creen?
 
Before you scream, "Quality Check!" Please understand Photobucket allows photos no larger than 250k :banghead:
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"It wasn't built for everybody. But the people it was built for... will love it."
 
I'm so suprised that the top brass from Saatchi & Saatchi haven't paid this thread a visit! Importfan, have another drink! :cheers:
 
Wide shot. A cloud of smoke on a race track.

Cut to a closer shot. The D1 / Formula D GTO is at the head of the cloud, drifting sideways around a corner.

The car finishes the corner, and slides to a stop.

Rhys Millen, standing in front of the parked GTO, says: "The new, Rear Wheel Drive, Pontiac GTO."

Cue Pontiac Logo.


Or something similar. I just think Pontiac should be using their drift car in their commercials.
 
Yep, pontiac should definately use ads that appear to the GenY-Z crowd, and maybe even Gen-AA...
(gen AA: the real young guns I recon, maybe it's a little too soon for them though, they're still working off their training wheels Gen-Z would be my age (11-16)
 
Fade into a beautiful shot of the White Cliffs of Dover lit by the orange glow of the sun, rising like an egg yolk over the vast and tranquil expanse of the English Channel shimmering sequinlike in the smouldering radiance of the newborn day. Cut to a man (Alan Titchmarsh for arguments' sake) pushing a new Rover 25 over the edge of the cliff and saying 'The new Rover 25. It's bollocks.'
 
This one might work.

Show a long road, anywhere in the world. Start with the orginial Ford mustang. A voice says, "Forty years ago, the Ford Mustang changed the way that America looked at sports cars." Then show some of the mos popular models from the past such as the GT500 and the orginial Mach 1. The 200 Mustang drives by going the other way. The voice says, "At Ford Motor Company, we think that history can repeat it self." The new Mustang then goes pasted all the older models, causing some of the drivers to look at it. The screen then the goes black and the ford logo the comes up.
 
SEX! BOOBS! P0RN!
now that I've got your attention, buy a Fiat​
 
M5Power
He did Subaru ads for a while here in the US, but recently Subaru got Lance Armstrong and seemingly gave Hogan the heave-ho.
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"That's not a Subaru... This is a Subaru."

Chaser Fan - Nice one :D I dread to think what Titchmarsh would think of the crappy "off-road" Rover 25. Or the CityRover (my God they're bobbins). Perhaps he'd rope in Walsh and Dimmock. Dimmock could make a "water-feature" (hem-hem) out of it.
 
If Canada decided to keep the "LaCrosse" name on their Buick sedan (which you already know is Canadian slang for self pleasure). Take note of the innuendo:

To men are in a restaurant bathroom. One guy goes, "what do you drive?" The other guy goes, "I drive a LaCrosse". "Really?" the first man says. "I own a Century. It's not that much longer; maybe an inch or two." "Yep," the second guy goes, "and it's (the frame anyways) a lot stiffer than your's too!" "So what are you gonna do when you go back home?" the first guy asks. "When I get home," the second guy replies, "I'm going to wax it really good. My wife really loves it when it's waxed. I like to drive my LaCrosse long and hard, too!" Then Bob Dole, (who admitted one day he takes Viagra), says "The new LaCrosse with six airbags and a stiffer, harder frame, for those times when you need protection. The new LaCrosse from Buick.

The ad above should be taken as a sexual joke, not as a personal preference (I don't swing that way, thank you!)

Paris Hilton stands in front of ten Hummer H2's and H3's on a busy New York City sidewalk. She gives out keys to unsuspecting male pedestrians only to see the expressions on some of the men's faces. A voice-over then says: The New Hummer H2 and H3. You should get one because not only do our dealers like business, but even Paris Hilton loves giving men Hummers...

Now here's one I'd like to see (if it was targeted towards women)...

A Hyundai Tiburon convertible drives along a twisty mountain road to the song "Renegade Master" by Fatboy Slim. Along with the music, a la Tucson commercials, the car suddenly stops and the roof opens and closes, and the camera does a 360 around the car as the sky changes color to the beat of the music. A voice-over then says, "The new 2006 Hyundai Tiburon Convertible, with America's Best Warranty. A touch of a button and you'll be topless!"

Here's one for the Scion xB, in response to the Pontiac Aztek:

A man is driving the xB with his wife in the passenger seat with a bag over her head. A voice-over goes, "you wouldn't want to marry a woman you didn't want to look at, so why buy a car you wouldn't want to drive? The new Scion xB, because a box can be beautiful."

Now one for a comparison between a Honda Civic (what the advertisement is for) and a Toyota Echo:

"This is your brain since you're really smart" (show a person buying a Civic). "This is your brain on drugs..."(show picture of a person buying an Echo).

Then the Honda salesperson goes, "The Honda Civic. Because if you're considering buying an Echo, we just have to ask: What are you smoking?"

Hopw these were some good ad ideas! ;) :) :lol :lol
 
The screen is black. Suddenly, we see four red circles fade in. A few seconds later, they fade out again.

Replacing the lights is a single, familliar, logo.

GT-R

The logo fades out, and in plain white text.

2007
 
Famine
"That's not a Subaru... This is a Subaru."
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By far the best suggestion I've heard so far.

I liked the commercials that Subaru was doing before they launched the brand new ones. There was an advertisment for the Impreza WRX, and it shows it going through an unpaved corner, tearing up some dust. I would like to see them go a step further.

Something like, "And if thats not enough for you, there's also the WRX STi.". Something like that, but, you know, something that actually sounds good.

Then have an STi come around the same bend at the same time, and pass the WRX.
 

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