Dangerous Computer Viruses Alert

[sUn]

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.

The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back!

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows

 

[daan]

The Irish Virus

Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programming experience, this Virus works on the honour system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this Virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.

The funniest thing about that is that Symantec, aka Norton, actually have a page on that telling you it's a hoax!!

http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/irish.virus.hoax.html

 

[xcsti]

Good stuff! 👍

 

[skip0110]

The Irish Virus

 

[cardude2004]

More virus's than that - http://www.swifttechsoftware.com/viruses.htm. About those viruses and more. No link to a virus though!

 

[KieranMurphy]

The Irish Virus

A really funny thing about that joke is that I found it on either Symantec or Norton's virus list, thought it was hilarious and sent it to a friend because I thought he'd appreciate it (we're both Irish). He read it, deleted it and sent me back an email complaining that he'd received a virus from my email account and that I should run a virus scan on my PC!

Duh!


KM.

 

[VT]

Wow .. its amazing how stupid some people are that Symantec would have to put out an alert for that. This is yet another reason why I hate stupid people. Although, I think I might email that to my dad to see his reaction .

 

[Danny]

The George Bush virus #2

When you think you've got rid of it, it comes back.

 

[livemusic]

The George Bush virus #2

When you think you've got rid of it, it comes back.

That´s the worse.