Dawg: An Interpretative Rap

[gtsmashbros]

It was an assignment for school, about the Pope vs. Henry, middle ages. No, I'm no wannabe rapper, it was for the heck of it (and for a grade)

Tell me what you think (no, it's not interpretative, just like that title.) BTW this is the Pope talking to King Henry.

Dawg: an interpretative rap​

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Yo dawg, I heard​

I heard you like abolitin’ the church​

Well you know what, you’ll never get your way​

I choose the bishops, you ain’t got a say’​

Well you gotta know,​

Gotta know that the church is here to stay​

The church is here to stay​

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Yo’ excommunicated, the church an’ you ain’t related​

How you like dat​

Yo’ goin’ to hell,​

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You came to be enlightened, but yo’ got rejected, and we ain’t affected,​

Foo’​

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Yo’ ain’t got no powah​

Yo’ an’ yo sorry face better be sorry​

Wait, you already were​

Barefoot, in dat snow​

Yo’ think ya got ya way,​

But you gotta know,​

THIS IS WAR​

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An’ dog, I gotta say,​

The church is here to stay​

 

[maSonn09]

Blasphemy.

 

[Robin]

King Henry would be proud...👍

 

[sumbrownkid]

*Stands up and starts clapping slowly*

 

[The Gran Finale]

Preach it man, preach it. 👍

No seriously, that was hilarious!

 

[gtsmashbros]

Thanks for the responses guys.

 

[Akmuq]

'stands up, throws hat and jumps into air, and freezes'
Very, very funny rap.

 

[gtsmashbros]

How is it so funny?

 

[itsbenjibrand]

A couple of my buddies did a rap about why Canada was and is the best country ever. It was pretty good, I liked your rap as well GTsmashbros. 👍

 

[Rykon Zero]

I actually made a rap on William the Conqueror once.

 

[Omnis]

That was wack yo.